Hermittpad Community Recap

Recap #17: Colon Capital D

Congrats to_adrilia_ for achieving over 60k reads on her oneshot book, Casuallyy for achieving over 10k reads on her oneshot book, Xyekem with over 5k reads on their book 'Training in The Dark,' YAYS490 with over 4k reads on their oneshot book, Qwerty1234543212 with 1k reads on their art book, YumSloth with 450 reads on their oneshot book and Snouwball with 100 votes on their oneshot book! :D

Dang, everyone's hitting so many well-deserved milestones this week. C'mon, save some talent for the rest of us! Anyhoo, guess it's time to summarize a few of the epic books that were updated (pixl voice) this week onnnnn Hermittpad! :D

(I just realized we've used :D in almost every paragraph but that's ok- we aren't gonna stop anyways! :D You'll have to accept it or suffer! :D)

First off, radiant-kitty wrote about Demise from Stress' perspective after she dies, and HOLY ADRICORN, it's an emotional rollercoaster of fluff and emotions :DD! My heart just melted while reading this, the s o f t n e s s and the adorable platonic Stresskall at the end just got me- And it's super well written too, jdafnjgbfjh sorry i just needed to get the keysmash outta my system at how amazing it is-

_mochii112_ FiNaLLY started an art book! It's about time, cause her drawings are one of the best things on this planet- seriously, jUST LoOK at them. Skyla's art watered my depression, cleared my crops, Trivago-ed my skin, and cured my hotels. Please go check it out and give her some love! :D

OhHeyItsLoki uploaded the most heartwarming Bdoc proposal fic ever! :D It's too fluffy to handle and I'm still squealing a day after reading it, my multishipper heart is going brrr, please send help-

AHyperFerret/AHyperCornret started a Hermitcraft Ghost AU! It's got an awesome concept and an awesome plotline, and can I just say I'm OBSESSED with the AU so far-? :D

BarnowlNiza and Casuallyy have been doing a tentative thirty-one day prompt challenge for the month of August, yielding a new short piece from a one-word prompt each day. Lots of cool drabbles so far! :D

Also, ScarianCult has published a new story- the Hermittale AU is an AU where hermittpadders are put into the roles from Undertale! So far, just the first chapter has been posted, but it's looking great so far! AAAAAA like holy crap, how was that flowey scene so well done?? Seriously, I got C H I L L S. Make sure to check it out, especially if you're a fan of the game! :D

FandomsUnite05 wrote some new fluffy Kerdubs! If my poor soft heart wasn't functioning before, then it sure as hECc isn't functioning now- like holy fluff- do go check it out if you're craving some fluff! :D

SomethingWithA13 published some new angsty Xisuma and EX drabbles in their Hermitcraft book! :D they're short, but they can really tug at your heart-

Based on a certain out of context Hermitcraft quote from a recent Mumbo video, "Xisuma starved to death", Ariyaquila wrote an angsty oneshot in which Xisuma well... starves. :D

In other news, aNOTHER war has started within our cul-community. So if you've seen some CORN announcements floating around, this is why! A few days ago the Scarian Cult started worshipping the vegetable. Then SoMeBoDy on our team- (we know it was you smutler- no hard feelings, but corn is better sdhfbjhs) decided to #KillTheCorn, and let potatoes rule over hermittpad instead! Just when things couldn't get any weirder (jkjkjk they totally could, like this is hermittpad, cmon)- A third team rose up, the Corntatos. Soo yeah, we're basically having a civil war with vegetables now. SKJDFJHGJ this community is so weird and I love it- :D

(HEY HERE'S A TOTALLY UNBIASED MESSAGE FROM OUR SPONSORS! #SaveTheCorn #DestroyPotatoes #CorntatosAreOnThinIce :D)

Oh, and there may or may not be an unofficial fourth team too- _GMAN_ has been convincing hermittpadders to change their profile pictures to cursed pEsKy birbs! :D

To end this week's recap on a good note, _Ash-Potato_ uploaded wholesome message in oneshot book, reminder that it's okay to make mistakes and that you're still valid <3

Now everyone, please remember that you are lovely, amazing people. If ya need a reason to live, lmAO LIVE FOR THE HERMITTPAD RECAP WE POST EVERY SUNDAY AFTER HURRIDELY MAKING THE RECAP SATURDAY NIGHT HAHAHAHA LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE. Anyway, all jokes aside, we love you all. Thank you for the support and everything, it really means alot to us angsty teenagers. As always, have an amazing week :D goODBYE- (also if you wanna join the discord server just dm us for the link pretty please we love new people)