David: Alright Max! Looks like you're gonna be our trail-blazer! I'm just so proud!
*Angry kid noises*
David: Everyone else is team David!
David: That means you too, Magic Kid... Magic Kid.
Harrison: Illusionist!
Nerris: Sorceress!
David: Everyone keep your eyes peeled! You'll never know what you'll find!
Space Kid: I FOUND A BUG!
David: That's... great!
David: Why don't you hold onto him?
Space Kid: I'll put him in my helmet for safekeeping!
Space Kid: >Whoa! Oh god, he's in my eyes!<
Nikki: How many talons would you say we're looking for here?
Yn: I'd say about four or five.
David: Heheh, um...
Nikki: You know what? I'm just gonna go do my thing. We'll talk after.
David: What's wrong, Nancy?
Nancy: What's WRONG?! I wanted to spend my summer in an air-conditioned laboratory! Not walking around a future Wal-Mart parking lot!
Yn: Nah I see this place as a amazon warehouse.
David: Aw, come on, Nancy! Nature can be your friend if you just give it a chance!
Nancy: ...There's a raccoon trying to scavenge Nerris.
Nerris: It's resistant to charms!
David: Nerris! Play dead!
Nerris: >I'm out of mana!<
*Psst*
Nikki: Look! *points to paw prints
Yn: Those look like bear prints.
Nikki: I smell a mascot! Come on, let's go!
Nancy: This isn't what the buddy system is for!
Yn: Are we not going to mention that we're following bear prints? No? Ok then.
*Owls hooting*
Max: Look, man, we can just go back to the camp and relax. Gwen can be the mascot.
Max: *Thud* Oof!
Quartermaster: You kids think you're so SMART!
Max: What? Uh, how does that relate to...
Quartermaster: You need to see BEYOND the camp. Into the true beauty of nature!
Max: Uh... this looks like the place where teenagers go to get stabbed.
Quartermaster: ...Probably.
Nikki: Ha-ho! Jackpot!
Inside the cave are the remains of a bear.
Nikki: NOOOHOOO!
Yn: It was a good try at least.
Nikki hugs Yn for comfort and Nancy gets jealous.
Nikki: I would've fed them porridge.
And it would've been just right!
Nancy: Oh well, I guess we should turn around and go back to live a normal life.
*QUACK!*
Platypus: *Hissssss!*
Nikki: Pssh, what's that? Doesn't look very cool.
Nancy: That's a platypus. It's actually quite dangerous. I think it has a little poison spur on it's hind-
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Camp camp x male reader (harem)
FanfictionA kid who wants to get away from his dad. So what does he do? He signs himself up for camp. But what he doesn't know is how 'different' this camp is.
Chp. 2
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