David: And here we have our time-honored camp mascot, Larry the hamster.
David: Say hi, Larry!
>Hi, there, campers! I hope you're ready to have fun today!<
>Don't forget to respect David and everything he does for you!<
David: Oh! He talked! Did you hear that?!
Yn: That's convincing.
Nikki: Are you a gypsy?!
David: Uhhhh...
Max: *A-hem*
*Noises of a masterfully-built Rube Goldberg machine*
A rock that said "Fuck the police" yeeted the hamster into spooky island.
Max: Aw, man... That was supposed to kill you.
Yn: Don't worry you'll have plenty of chances.
Timeskip
David: Alrighty, kids! Today, we'll be on the hunt for a brand-new mascot!
Max: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Why you gotta put that shit on us? We don't work here.
David: Well, Max, we were GOING to make hand-made ice cream, But someone killed our mascot and now we need a new one becAUSE EVERY GOOD CAMP HAS A MASCOT, MAX!
Yn: He does have a point.
David: ...Also, Gwen's feeling...
Under the weather, and this is one of the few activities I can do without her!
Space kid: Under the weather?
Nikki: Lady-sickness. My mom used to get that all the time.
Space cure: ...How do you cure it?
Nikki: EDGE CLOSER TO DEATH.....
WOO! Mascot hunt! I'm going for one with a lot of teeth!
Ered: It should be cool.
Nerris: Yeah! Like a unicorn!
Dolph: It should be fierce! Und pure!
Max: I need a break from David, just one day. Just one. Hey, David!
David: Yes, Max?
Max: Why don't you have the quartermaster take half of us?
Quartermaster: Huh?
Max: I'll bet he would have a unique outlook on the forest!
David: Why, Max, what a wonderful idea! He's such a beloved member of our family.
Yn: Pretty sure he has a corpse in that bag.
David: I would love for you all to get to know him better!
Max: I for one, would LOVE to learn from my elders.
Nancy: You SERIOUSLY want to go in the woods with the bad guy from every horror movie EVER?!
Yn: He has bloodstains on his clothes.
Nikki: Yeah, he's gonna turn you into a skin suit.
Max: Calm down, it'll be fine. Besides, anything's better that hanging with DAVID.
*Sniff*
David: Sorry everyone, just... really overwhelmed by all this friendship right now. Alright, who else would like to embark on a friendship walk?
Yn: I want to live a little longer so imma head with David.
Max: Pussy
Yn: Bite me.
David: Who knows, maybe some of our esteemed quartermaster's wisdom will rub off on you!
Quartermaster: Eeeup. Rub off un ya.
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Camp camp x male reader (harem)
FanfictionA kid who wants to get away from his dad. So what does he do? He signs himself up for camp. But what he doesn't know is how 'different' this camp is.
