Reason 1: EYE-CONTACT CAN KIND OF BREAK ME.
I can totally do eye-contact sometimes… I think. I’ve no idea if I do it right and I often probably look somewhere else in the vicinity.
Reason 2: HULK MODE
I’m not proud to admit this, but I still basically tantrum like a three year old*. Especially when I’m in the middle of doing something I’m really into, and it goes wrong, like if I lose an important thing, or some stuff gets moved around, I explode like a fucking volcano.
Reason 3: DEFINITELY NOT LADYLIKE
If I’d been given the chance to be a boy as a kid, I think I’d probably have taken it. I hated being a girl, refused to wear dresses or anything ‘girly’, liked toys usually marketed at boys, and dreaded the thought of my body changing to become more woman-like (I was very relieved when it didn’t too much).
Reason 4: Weird sense of humour.
I laugh at the deepest darkest joke in history. Believe me.
