Is the cat a virgin?!?

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Rachel: So you destroyed his computer because why again..?

Lamia: WHAT DO YOU THINK, ISN'T IT OBVIOUS?!?

Lilly: Just because he stroke his computer while listening to Careless whisper...

Cybra: You are what people call a overly attached girlfriend... Who is a cat

Alice: Agreeing with Cy here!

Lilly and Rachel: Same here

Lamia: *Raises a eyebrow* Right... But let me ask you this: if you girls saw your boyfriends do what Jinx just did, what would you do?

*All the girls gets quiet*

Cybra: I see your point...

Alice: I would just do what he does!

*Everyone gives Alice the WTF look*

Lamia: *Gets up on her hind legs and walks on them* How surprising... *Crosses her arms* As always Pinkie

Alice: *Sticks her tongue out*

*Nex_ottsel walks in dressed as a little sister from Bioshock*

Nex_ottsel: Hey guys!

Rachel: Hi nex-... *Notices what she is wearing* WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WEARING?!?

Nex_ottsel: I'm a little sister from Bioshock duh, which by the way is a awesome game!

*The girls facepalms*

Lilly: But why are you here?

Nex_ottsel: I have a question to Lia, she may hate me for it but YOLO!!

Alice: JUST ASK!!!

Nex_ottsel: Fine... This is my question

Q: Are you a virgin?

*Lamia is silent and blushes*

Lilly: I think that answers your question

Nex_ottsel: Kinda but not fully... *To Lamia* So when did you lose it?

Lamia: *Chuckles nervously and scratches her neck* I don't exactly remember but I think it was around my teenage years...

Rachel: Wait a minute... *Blinks* Lia you're lying!

Nex_ottsel: *Wide eyed* WHAAAAAT?!?

Cybra: *Crosses her arms* This will get interesting

Lamia: *Stutters* I-I'm not lying!

Alice: Yes you are, and I know you may get mad at me buuuut... *Points at Lamia and sings* Lia is a virgin! XD

Lamia: *Blushing like madly* GODDAMMIT ALICE, I TOLD YOU NOT TO TELL ANYONE!!!

Alice: You were the one who lied!!

Cybra: Can't argue against that, you should have told her the truth Lamia

Lamia: FINE LET ME TELL SOMETHING TRUE THEN!! *Points at Alice* ALICE HERE IS ALSO A VIRGIN!

Nex_ottsel: WHAT?!?

Alice: *Blushing* LIA THAT WAS MEAN!!!

Lamia: NOW YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL, NEVER MESS WITH A CHESHIRE CAT!

Nex_ottsel: Well she will lose it in the future before you Lia... Along with Rex *cough* #Alex *cough *

Cybra: *Looks at Nex_ottsel* YOU SAY WHAT?!!?

Nex_ottsel: Don't blame me, I ship them! Like I ship you with Greg and Nex with Lilly, Grebra and Lillex all the way... Along with Nechel and Lamix of course... And Ratra! XD

Cybra: *Angry* WHY YOU SON OF A-

*A big daddy from Bioshock suddenly enters the room*

*Everyone expect Nex_ottsel freaks out*

Lilly: *Hides behind Cybra* WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?!

Cybra: *Wide eyed* WTF?!?

Lamia: *Wide eyed* NO IDEA BUT IT'S SCARY AS HELL!!

Alice: EEEEEKKK!!

Nex_ottsel: Hi Mr Bubbles, took you time... *Jumps up its back* And away we go!

*Mr Bubbles walks away with Nex_ottsel  on his back*

*Everyone is dumbfound*

Rachel: This was an awkward day...

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