Barb Dare Two

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*the next day*

Reef Marina: Ooh, what happened?

Queen Barb: Nothing :3

Reef Marina: Okay, anyway, we got another dare from Glaceons700101 who says for BARB TO TURN EVERYONE INTO ROCK ZOMBIES?! HOW CRAZY IS THIS GUY?!

Queen Barb: Ooh! I FEEL LIKING BREAKING INTO A SONG! Life could be a dream, if i'm going down to paradise up above . . .

Reef Marina: No.

Queen Barb: Well, i will enjoy this, but, he names the dare, i name the place.

*at Volcano Rock City*

Queen Barb: Okay, let's see. Capture every Troll, check. Put the other leader on their pedestals, check. Trapped Poppy in a cage, check. Make the Ultimate Power Chord again, check.

King Trollex: I really don't see what's the point of this. Did he mean everyone, like every Troll?

Queen Barb: Yep.

King Trollex: We're doomed.

Queen Barb: Wait, something doesn't seem right. Reef?

Reef Marina: Don't even. *kicks Reef on the pedestal*

King Trollex: What you in for?

Reef Marina: What does that mean?!

Queen Barb: *thunderstruck* This is the happiest moment of my life . . . again. Give it up, for your former leaders. Funk, Country, Techno, Classical! And worst of all (not really) Pop! Who wants to see what The Ultimate Power Chord can do? Okay, Branch, that's your cue.

Branch: I'm just accepting it.

Everyone: WHAT?!

Queen Barb: But, you're supposed to save your friend.

Branch: Well, we all know where this goes.

Queen Barb: Then i guess i'm doing it the way i want to. *blasts Poppy, she didn't have gumdrops on, blasts Branch, then blasts the leaders except Trollex and Reef*

King Trollex: Why are you doing this?

Queen Barb: It's not my fault. It's Glaceons fault. *blasts Trollex*

Reef Marina: No!

Queen Barb: *blasts every single Troll, except Reef and the Rock Trolls*

Reef Marina: Okay, Barb, this has gone off too far! You're craving power again!

Queen Barb: No, i aren't. Now to make sure you love Rock forever! *starts strumming*

Reef Marina: We're all screwed. How did this end again?

Queen Barb: *blasts Reef, Rock Egg forms around him*

*Rock Egg cracks*

Rock Zombie Reef: *shows Rock sign* WHO WANTS TO ROCK!

Queen Barb: And now we shall let Rock live forever!

Rock Trolls: *cheering*

*weeks later*

*every Rock Zombie and Rock Troll are playing their guitars while Barb is resting*

Queen Barb: This is boring.

Rock Zombie Reef: What is the matter, your rockness?

Queen Barb: Welp, it was gonna happen someday. It was fun while it lasted. *breaks guitar, then rebuilds it* *every Troll regains their color*

Reef Marina: I'm me again! Yes! And now too . . . how long was i stuck like that?

Queen Barb: 2 months.

Reef Marina: TWO MONTHS!?

*to be continued . . .*

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