Spider-Man : What Matters Most

the Lies we tell Part two Ft.Deadpool

Writer you lucky I'm in a good mood cuz I said To get rid of all the lovey dovey shit but it's ok cause it's Deadpool time now so just know I'll will be narrating this story for this chapter and maybe the next one if I feel like it

Skinnylookingguy: HEY GET OFF MY CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well fuck you little man your ruining this story of love passion and Deadpool

Worthlesslittleman: I don't care get off my car I got to go to work

Deadpool tries to shoot him but a web was shot at him and stuck his gun to the wall Deadpool looked around and saw Spider-Man sitting there on a lightpost.

Deadpool: writer why is his suit so basic you would think with iron man you know not dead he would have a better suit  explain?

Spider-Man: who are you talking to?

Deadpool: Don't worry it's just the writer a pothead from San Francisco with way to much free time oh by the way writer please tell me this Spider-Man isn't a a virgin wuss?

Ok look Deadpool I hate having to get involved in my own story but your fourth wall breaking is going to be a lot of writing so chill out alittle bit with the dumb shit thank you now get back to the story

Deadpool: yeah yeah yeah whatever little Nigga

Spider-Man: seriously who are you talking to

Deadpool: I swear I will shoot this dude if you ask me the same question

Spider-Man shoots Deadpool with some webs in which Deadpool
Dodged easily and punches him in the gut the stand him in the leg with his sword then shoots him in the other leg

Deadpool: now I'm going to go find this Tyler guy hmm it seems like he has a sister name Maria maybe I'll have some fun with her to draw him out.

Spider-Man: YOU WILL NOT GO ANYWHERE NEAR HER!!!!

Deadpool: look at you making threats while a guy with a gun is standing right over you

Deadpool would then pull Spider-Man's mask off and noticed it was a kid he would then try to knock him out but Spider-Man would web up his hands and with the strength he has left he knocks him on his ass.

Spider-Man: if you want Tyler I will help you but you will stay the fuck away from maria

Deadpool nodded at him give Spider-Man some type of hope but before Peter could speak Deadpool knocked him out and stashed him in the alleyway with his mask on next to a dead homeless guy

Deadpool: Don't worry bug boy I won't hurt the girl but Tyler is important to the story plus the writer won't let me kill him or will he

No I wont!!!!!

Deadpool: party pooper

Deadpool leaves to continue his search for Tyler eventually Peter woke up to the smell of a dead body freaking out once he noticed it was a dead homeless guy he was cuddled next to.

Spider-Man: now I gotta wash my suit but first I gotta get to Maria in case this guy tries something

Spider-Man shoots a web and starts swinging towards Maria's house luckily for Spider-Man Maria was safe she was brushing her hair Peter couldn't help but state he likes how he felt when he was around her but had no idea what to think about it maybe one day he would tell her how he feels.

Maria: so are you gonna come inside or are you gonna sit there and look like a creep

Peter was caught off guard by what she said but nodded and came inside and took of his mask

Maria: how was your Patrol

Peter: it was weird this guy in a red suit was monologuing on this guys car then wanted to kill the guy for telling him to get off his car

Deadpool: the names Deadpool kid

Maria jumped when this unknown man was in front of her window.

Deadpool: so are y'all dating or you just coming over here to hang with a cute girl

Maria: um where just friends(even though I wanna be more I can't lie I like him)

Deadpool: I call bullshit WRITER WHAT THE SHIT GET THEM TOGETHER ALREADY SLOW BURNS SUCK!!!

Peter: are you mental dude

Maria: who is he talking to peter?

Deadpool: wait your real is Peter Holy shit kid that name is so corny but never mind that seriously kid you should think about really getting with her she knows your secret and she still is around you that's a keeper take it from me your gonna always need someone to ground you now imma go kitties don't do drugs just become a pothead like the writer

Fuck you Deadpool

As Deadpool leaves Maria and Peter sit there kinda confused of the really weird encounter but it left them both thinking eventually they fell asleep watching Naruto in the living room.

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Deadpool: you are not a easy person to find Tyler

As Deadpool said that the figure he was standing in front of turned around is was in fact Tyler he was different he had red eyes and the jewel around his neck was Glowing a dark Color.

Tyler is no More I Am Chimera!!!

Deadpool: whatever you say twinkle toes one second

Deadpool shoots the jewel and broke it.

Deadpool: for a creepy jewel it was really easy to break

Tyler: Jesus Wade you took to long I told you no detours

Deadpool: are you serious I took to  long I had to hack your computer while keeping your sister and her future boyfriend clueless You better be happy I need you but for a student of Hawkeye your kinda whiny.

Tyler: did you bring me my Gear I'm tired of wearing Hawkeye ronin Gear

Deadpool: so Killshot is Back

Tyler: in more ways than one it's time we get back to work are first target is Tony Stark

Well kitties that's it for this chapter did you like uncle deadpool's meddling with this story now I will be around randomly when I feel like but also what did you think of the my buddy from another mother Tyler becoming Killshot yes the first villain from Spider-Man will be the brother of the girl he likes.