Eugeo exhaled, trying to steady his breath. His knees were weak, his palms were sweaty, there was vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti. Flying above him was the Demon lord, Lucifer, on his black horse.
"You have a chode cock, boy." He taunted the blonde male, who was tightly gripping his sword until his knuckles turned white. Kirito was hanging off the horses back. Eugeo had to act quickly, he couldn't let him die, not now.
"Hm, let's see... If you truly want to save the swordsman over here," Lucifer paused, a smirk appearing on his lips. "Break these." Eugeos eyes widened. That was it, his biggest fear had come to life right before his very eyes. Hard boiled eggs. Eugeo's sword harshly dropped to the ground, and so did he. Tears swelled up in his eyes as he felt a sharp pain on his neck. With his life slowly draining, he flinched as he watched Lucifer drop his true love to the pavement.
Just like Humpty Dumpty, KIrito truly had a great fall.
