i-land oneshots and imagines

Incorrect I-Land

(I'm just bored and don't know what to post before my next request so...here's incorrect i-land <3)

Taeyong: [hits head and passes out on the ground]

Sunoo: OH MY GOD HE FAINTED Yoonwon: quick! Call 911!

Sungchul: [panicking] WHAT'S THEIR NUMBER?

Sunoo:
Yoonwon:
Taeyong: [wakes up] bitch
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Jake: sunghoon, you look hot today, pro homo

Sunghoon: I think you mean "no homo"?

Jake: it's 2020, we support the gays, sunghoon.
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Jaebeom: [climbing a fence that says "do not enter"] i have to warn you if we get caught, jail's not fun

Jimin: [already on the other side of the fence] you've been to jail?!

Jaebeom: once, during monopoly
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[2Ki cuddling on the couch]

Ta-ki: so what are we?

Ni-ki: japanese..?
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Jungwon: Unpopular opinion, not all cats are good boys

Jaebeom: BLOCKED

Jungwon: some of them are good girls

Jaebeom: unblocked
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Heeseung: wanna hear something dirty?

Sunghoon: [smirking] yea

Heeseung: the kitchen.

Sunghoon:

Heeseung: go clean the kitchen.
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I don't even know what this is...uhm hope you enjoyed?? Next chapter will be a request!