Hoseok:
I think someone's impersonating you
Yoongi:
What? Who?
Hoseok:
*attached image*
Yoongi:
Oh...
Yoongi:
That's actually me
In which Hoseok finds one of Yoongi's alters' accounts.
Instagram/Texting AU
cover by sopemoni
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Highest Rank:
#1 bts
#1...
van.gogh_whore: I dont see what your hair has anything to do with my problem
notyoongimin: I dont see what your problem has anything to do with my hair
bratz.king: Agust 🤦♂️
notyoongimin: Hey baby missed me?
hopeonthesidewalk: 🗿
hiwelcometojinnies: Ffs stop using Yoongi's acc u whore
_.dumfuckjuice._ added yoonilicious
_.dumfuckjuice._ added agustwants_d_eath
_.dumbfuckjuice._: Problem solved 🐷
thatonepersoninfics: Omg—
thatonepersoninfics: Did Jungkook just do something rational?
hopeonthesidewalk: I smell something burning
hiwelcometojoonies: I think it's Jungkook's brain from thinking
agustwants_d_eath: Now I can pop in whenever thanks
_.dumbfuckjuice._: Np daddy 🤩
hiwelcometojinnies: JUNGKOOK
_.dumbfuckjuice._: Mb love you Taehyungie boongie 😔👉🏼👈🏼
van.gogh_whore: *sigh* I don't blame him Agust does give off daddy energy
van.gogh_whore: Anyways
van.gogh_whore: I'm so happy u guys r supportive of our engagement now
van.gogh_whore: Thank u really
mosthated_sehunnn: Ofc we are :)
hopeonthesidewalk: We were just concerned at the start but seems like u've alrdy thought everything out beforehand
_.dumbfuckjuice._: Tae let me pick our suits
_.dumbfuckjuice._: We gon be princes 🐷
agustwants_d_eath: U let the mac n cheese guy pick ur wedding suits?
thatonepersoninfics: What I was thinking ^ 💀
van.gogh_whore: He actually picked really good ones
van.gogh_whore: They're both blue and mine has a white cape thing
van.gogh_whore: The rest of the wedding will be white tho
van.gogh_whore: All of ur suits will be white too
hiwelcometojoonies: YOONIE AS THE FLOWER BOY IN HIS WHITE SKIRT OR DRESS 😭
_.dumbfuckjuice._: OMGKSJDKSPLEASE
hopeonthesidewalk: 🙂
agustwants_d_eath: No
bratz.king: Srsly? Out of all the themes u'd choose u chose white?
mosthated_sehunnn: It's a wedding Jimin—
bratz.king: Well I look fat in white
hopeonthesidewalk:
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hiwelcometojinnies: It's not ur wedding so the attention wouldn't be on u anyways u hag
bratz.king: Whatever 😒
van.gogh_whore: Okay what's your fucking problem?
van.gogh_whore: I've been trying to ignore your negativity over my engagement these last few months but ur srsly getting on my nerves Jimin
van.gogh_whore: Ur supposed to be by my side as my best friend not the person that objects in the middle of my wedding ceremony
bratz.king: I am ur best friend
van.gogh_whore: Well fucking act like it for once
bratz.king: Wow okay
bratz.king: I'm not as cheery as u wanted me to be over a wedding that's not mine and suddenly I'm less of a friend
van.gogh_whore: That's not what I meant 🤦♂️
bratz.king: U know what nevermind
bratz.king: Good luck with ur damn wedding
thatonepersoninfics: ...
hiwelcometojoonies: Wdf just happened—
agustwants_d_eath: Damn my baby's feisty
mosthated_sehunnn: 😠
hopeonthesidewalk: Shut up Agust nobody asked u 😤🤥😤😤
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SOTC:
7/23/20
Song: Pacman by eaJ
Stan Jae and Day6 in general whores
Jae's literally the most unproblematic king out there like mans found out ppl were profiting out of his works on Spotify but he just laughed it off like bro I woulda been pissed asf
