I Said Bitch

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Door knocks as Zah and Shane open it to greet Andrew and John.

"Hey you guys! Long time!"
"Oh yes it has been!"

Andrew hugs Zah and Shane as John hugged them too and closing the door behind them. Andrew and Zah immediately started walking around the house as Shane sighed. John looked at him.

"Yo, Shane. Im sorry we're late."
"All good dude."
"Dude. He told me to be ready by 12:32."
"Ugh oh."
"Tell me my dumbass isn't sitting in the damn car til 1:42."
"Oh no."
"I walked back inside to husband sitting in his pyjamas eating rice."
"My god."
"Shane. I looked my man in the eyes. I said. I said."

John and Shane lean round looking to make sure their husbands weren't nearby.

"I said, biiiiiitttch. You told me 12:32."
"You didn't."
"I said."

They lean round again looking.

"biiitttccchh."
"You called him that."
"Huh?"
"You called your husband a bitch?"

John paused for a moment.

"Yeah."




Shane stood on the porch with John.

"I asked my man what he'd like to drink, he said, 'you decide.'"
"Ugh oh."
"I said alright, martini. No. Coffee. No."
"Hell no."
"Johnny. I named fourteen other drinks until I named the drink, we all knew he really wanted, hot chocolate. He said, if that's what you want."
"Pff."
"Johnny I stared my man in the depths of his souls. I said, I said I said."

John looked round the porch as Shane checked under it.

"I said biiitttccchhh." "Hey baby." "Hey Zah How's the tour." "Hows the house homey dumpling." "You seen the washing machine." "You should see the roof." "Its massive." "Tiles look sick."

Zah chuckled and walked over, kissing Shane's cheek. Andrew smiled and hugged John and kissed his cheek.

"Johnny? I want a shower just like the one upstairs."
"And you'll get it."

Andrew smiled hugging him more.

"I love you."
"I love you too."

Zah smiled as he took Andrew's hand.

"Let me show you the attic."


Shane and John where on the roof.

"I said biiitttccchhh. If you wanted Hot chocolate you should've just told me you wanted hot chocolate."
"Bro. You said that?"
"Dude I said. I said."

John looked around the roof as Shane hung off the side looking.

"I said biiittttccch. I'm the bread winner here."
"But you said that?"
"Hmm?"
"You said bitch tho?"

Shane paused

"Yeah yeah."


John and Shane where sitting on a boat in the middle of the ocean.

"I took Andrew shopping last week."
"Big mistake."
"I sat in the changing rooms for two and a half hours."
"No you didn't."
"Shane. I asked, what's the hold up?"
"Whoops."
"He said. I'm trying them on. You tried them on."
"Idiot."
"He said to me. Don't talk back."

Shane tutted as he steered the boat.

"Shane! I stared my man in the round optics of his body. I said. I said I said."

Shane checked the sonar as John used the underwater scope and looked around.

"I said biiitttccchhh. Just pick a damn outfit."
"You said that? You said bitch."

John paused for a while.

"Yeah yeah."






Shane sat inside the 0 G plane as it went up.

"He said to me. Do you like pink or light pink?"
"Aw shit."
"John. He rattled off forty different pinks!"
"Holy shit."
"John I said. I said."

Shane looked round as John checked out the window.

"I said."

Shane waited as the plane dropped making them float as he floated backwards.

"I said bbbbiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttcccccccchhhhhhhh."

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