(7-19-20)
Beebo: I dare you guys to call your ex
Ryro: I don't have one
Gee: Me either
Father D: I'm a virgin
Frankie: ...
Trick: Guys
Trick: Dating is bad
Father D: Why?
Trick: Because dad once told me girls have cooties and cooties are poisonous
Frankie:...
Gee: Then your dad is not smart
Beebo: OooooOoooooOooo
Beebo: ROASTED
Ryro: What about Pete
Petey: I'm here
Beebo: Do you have an ex
Petey: ...... no ......
Petey: ...... totally not
Father D: Oh come on!
Beebo: I think Pete's lying
Trick: No he isnt
Petey: ...... how am I lying ......?
Beebo: Idk just a hunch
Petey: Okay fine
Pete:y Last year I dated Ashlee
Frankie: HER?!?!?!?!
Frankie: SHES SO UGLY!!!!!!!!
Ryro: Well snap
Petey: What?!
Petey: no she isn't
Beebo: Sounds like someone isnt over they're breakup
Petey: I AM
Gee: Prove it!!!
Petey: FINE I'LL CALL HER
Frankie: Well snap
Ryro: HEY THAT'S MY THING!!!
*During the call*
Ringgggggg
Ringgggggg
Ringggggg-
Ashlee's Mom: Hello this is-
Pete: STFU B---H!!!!! NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!! F—K YOU!!!!! I HATE-
*Ashlee's Mom hangs up*
Jessica: Who was that...?
Ashlee's Mom: I have no idea ...
*Slowly sets phone down on the table*
*Group chat*
Petey: Okay did it
Beebo: How did it go?
Petey: Really well!!!
Petey: I got to say a lot of bad stuff
Frankie: Awesome!
(A/N: My vent in my room keeps making this clucking noise and it's so frickin annoying)
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