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Cat Daddy: Stupid fucking dinosaur!
Saltyshima: Excuse me?
Saltyshima: ExcUse Me?!
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Cat Daddy: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
Gameboy: No
Saltyshima: Nope
Short demon: Absolutely not
The Little Giant: PFFFT— HAHAHAHAHA
Tough Guy #2: I hope it sucks whatever you're going through
The Little Giant: HAHAHAHAHA WOW
Short demon: 'I hope it sucks' HAHAHAHAHA
The Little Giant: WHAT THE FUCK HAHAHAHAHA
Pretty Mama Owl: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life
Cat Daddy: Bro?
Owl Dad/Hoot Hoot: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you
The Little Giant: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Short Demon: HAHAHAHAHA
Tough Guy #2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Kenma: I can't wait to go to your funeral knowing I could've changed that outcome
Short Demon: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
The Little Giant: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Tough Guy #2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Owl Dad/Hoot Hoot: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Saltyshima: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Pretty Mama Owl: It got real, real quick
Cat Daddy: What the hell? I was just asking if you would be there for me
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Dumb Blond: Hey guys, why do they make birthday cake flavor, if birthday cake can be any flavor?
The Little Giant: I don't know
The Little Giant: But I do know that onion rings are just vegetable donuts
Bakageyama: Well, your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed
Guardian Deity: Lobsters are mermaids to scorpions
Tough Guy: Cookie dough is the sushi of desserts!
Owl Dad/Hoot Hoot: IF TOMATO IS A FRUIT!!
Owl Dad/Hoot Hoot: Then that makes ketchup a jelly
Trashykawa: ^ Okay you win
Saltyshima: This whole conversation has made me lose brain cells
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Saltyshima: Name three oceans
Bakageyama: Africa
Yeet: AHAHAHA
Saltyshima: How many planets are in the solar system?
The Little Giant: Which one?
Saltyshima: Ours
Owl Dad/Hoot Hoot: Which one is that?
Cat Daddy: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Trashykawa: The milky way!
The Little Giant: It's a candy bar
12: NO
Thing #1: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Thing #2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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KillMe: Hi thanks for checking in, I'm still a piece of garbage
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Hikaru: So, can you tell, which one of us is Atsumu?
Kaoru: So, can you tell, which one of us is Atsumu?
The Little Giant: Well... It's hard to say, you're identical
Hikaru: Many people have tried to tell us apart, but so far none have succeeded
Kaoru: Many people have tried to tell us apart, but so far none have succeeded
Bakageyama: That's the dumbest game I've ever heard of
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(After Hinata snuck into the training camp)
Scary Dadchi: I'll whoop your ass
The Little Giant: Your boyfriend look like my mom!
Scary Dadchi: That's right
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Mad Dog: Woof
Trashykawa: yOu DaRe sPeAkE tO Me iN tHaT ToNe oF vOiCe
Trashykawa: BOI
Mad Dog:
Trashykawa:
Mad Dog:
Trashykawa:
Mad Dog: Woof
Trashykawa: FuCk yOu
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The Little Giant: Are you a beaver cause, damn
Owl Dad/Hoot Hoot: I shit my pants
Cat Daddy: Were you born in heaven? Cause you're an angel
Kenma: Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen
Trashykawa: Find a face like yours, I'd love myself
Iwa-chan~: Find a face like yours, I would sue my parents
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(When Hinata and Tanaka find a 'child' in the building)
Guardian Deity: wHo ArE yOu TaLkIng aBoUt?
The Little Giant: YoU oF CoUrSe!
Guardian Deity: No yOu'Re NoT
Scary Dadchi: eXcUsE mE
Scary Dadchi: CoUlD yOu kEeP iT DoWn PLEASE?!
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