PT's corner of offensive jokes (FNaF SHIP RATING PARODY)

GoldTrap

I will say, the artist above, 'snowtehkat' I believe is friggin talented-

[From this point on, all chapters will be written from PT's perspective]

So two of you fookers requested this one, and I don't wanna disappoint, I'd rather you be offended

GoldTrap - AKA Golden Freddy x Springtrap

*cough*

Why the fook would you ship this?

Who made it? Who the fook decided EY, IMMA FOOKIN SHIP THE KID WITH HIS KILLER

Personally I'd rather ye shove a metal stick up Willy's a$$ before shippin him with a child spirit

I swear, completely honest with you, Scout's honor, ye have something mentally wrong with you if ye ship anyone with Golden Freddy

Nononono, Willy gets a free pass on this one, at least he's handsome- but a CHILD? Ya gotta be fookin' with me

Absolute muppets...the whole shippin thing is bullshit the more I think about it

I mean besides the ships I like, which are obviously the good ones ye bastards

-200/10 because fook you for suggestin some gay bullshit, we stan the straights here

"IT'S BOYXBOY THEREFORE I HATE IT"