Peter Pan: We meet again, Captain Hook.
Captain Hook: Well, well, well - wait, you guys call me Hook?
Peter Pan: Yeah
Captain Hook: Because of the hand?
Peter Pan: ...I'm sorry
Captain Hook: Wow, okay. My dad's dead too. Why not call me Captain Dead Dad?
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Tear-able Puns & Lame Jokes
RandomA collection of puns and lame jokes, because in a world of negativity, everyone needs a reason to laugh once in a while.
