~Thirty-seven~

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What Draco malfoy says VS what he means:

Said: Everyone thinks he's so smart, wonderful Potter with his scar and his broomstick...

Means: Why is everyone adoring you when you are obviously mine

Said: You got yourself a girlfriend

Means: WHY HARRYYYY WHYYYYY??

Said: Scared of the dementors?

Means: Are you scared my poor baby cuz you can hold my hand if you like...

Said: *Insults Harry on a tree*

Means: Give me your attention I need it so badly

Said: Scared, Potter?

Means: I have never been so attracted to someone my whole life

Said: I hate Harry Potter

Means: I need him to return my love *sobs into pillow*

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