Draco: Pansy! I've finally discovered the secret to casting a patronus! Those Gryffindork bastards tried to trick us by saying you have to think of a happy memory, but really you just need to think of something that makes you really really angry.
Pansy: Oh yeah? What'd you think of then?
Draco: Isn't it obvious? I just thought of potters stupid face
Pansy: Oh draco...
Draco: I thought of him laughing with his friends
Pansy: Stop it this is too much-
Draco: Flying on his broom like he owns the whole fucking sky, doing all those fancy tricks and making it look so easy-
Pansy: ALRIGHT, alright. Enough. So you thought of Potter and finally cast a real patronus? What animal?
Draco: It was a lion Pansy! A glorious, beautiful, powerful lion.
Pansy: A-a lion? A Gryffindo-
Draco: YES A LION PANSY A FIERCE LION TO PROTECT ME FOREVER I LOVE HIM SO MUCH
