Beetlejuice the Musical Script

Girl Scout

[sky]
This is it
The day I've been waiting for
Wishing, hoping, working, and praying for
The day my parents have been delaying for years
Ooooh
I'm gonna sell some cookies

It's not their fault
That they're overprotective
I was born with arythmea
My heart is defective
Only take one shock
And I could be dead from the fear
Still I'm gonna sell some cookies

Hike by hike
Song by song
The girl scouts helped my heart grow strong
They had my back if anything went wrong with me

(Intense music, simulating a heart beat, as sky gasps)

Jamborees, soda pops
Distracted from the fact that my heart could stop
From Tettrology of Fallot in my pulmonary artery
Whhheeee!

When you're a girl scout,
Everything's gonna work out
Even if you're born with congenital heart disease
And you could be killed by a random sneeze
You're a girl scout
And everything's gonna work out
Just gonna ring the bell of this creepy looking house

(Sky rings the doorbell, Lydia answers it)

[Lydia]
"Hello little girl"

[Sky]
"Oh, umm,
Yes umm"

Hi my name is sky
And I'm here today to support the girl scouts
By selling cookies
Four dollars a box
Would you like some?

[Lydia]
"Sure"

[Sky]
"Really?!"

[Lydia]
"Yeah,
What flavors you got?"

[Sky]
Well, I've got chocolate, banana, and oat bran, pecan, samoas, and thin mints, and one that tastes like apple pie

[Lydia]
Why don't you come inside

[Sky]
But we're really not supposed to

[Lydia]
Why?

[Sky]
(Turns her head so she's looking directly at the audience)

Pedophiles

But it's so cold
And you're not mean
And no one gets molested by a gothy teen
or
And no one gets molested by a nerdy teen

So I guess, okay
It's fine

[Lydia]
"Yeah?"

[Sky]
Alright, I'll come inside