Beetlejuice the Musical Script

Ready, Set (reprise)

[Adam]
"That guy needs therapy!
I hope there's a dead therapist
somewhere who can give him
the help he needs!"

[Barbara]
"so now what?
we can't just stay in the attic"

[Adam]
"what other choices do we have? there are people down there strangers.
I didn't like strangers
when I was alive!"

[Barbara]
"That needy pervert was right.
If we want our house back,
we have to fight for it!"

[Adam]
"Well, how?
No one can see us!"

[Barbara]
"We're ghosts, damn it!
Let's... Haunt this bitch!"

[Adam]
"Barbara!"

[Barbara]
Oblivion calls
So we might as well walk through some walls
I'm sure we can haunt our own halls

[Adam]
If we wanna win back our home
I gotta get right outside my comfort zone

[Barbara]
We'll rattle chains and
I don't know!
Just wail and moan until they go
Are you willing to take the next step?

[Adam]
Yes!
Ready, set?–

[Barbara]
Ready, set–

[Both]
Ready, set, lets–

(Both make stereotypical ghost noises)