Finale (Otaku Jokes/Eating Dares)

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MC: K, Author-chan. Hermione, Author-chan wants to see us.

Hermione: Ok.

Author-chan: I made cookies for you guys! Here have some!

Hermione: Oh, thanks Author-chan!

Author-chan: No problem!

Hermione: This kinda taste weird... like the consistency is off or something? What did you add in this?

Author-chan: Oh you know flour, eggs, sugar, chocolate, a page of your favorite book...

Hermione: *spits out cookie* A page of my favorite book?!? WHICH ONE? *runs off looking for which book has been harmed*

MC: Okay, so who's up for a dare next?

Author-chan: Dumbledore has to dress like Dora. That should be interesting.

MC: Oh I get it! Dumbledora! 

Author-chan: Oi, Dumbledore, go put on this Dora costume.

Dumbledore: Ok...

Author-chan: Also you have to call yourself Dumbledora all day

MC: This is absolutely hilarious! Do do do do Dumbeldora do do do Dumbeldora the explorer. What else do we have? I mean what can top this?

Author-chan: I think we are gonna do one more dare from Fury_Wind46. Ron has to eat a spider. I guess we are doing a lot of eating related dares today! Summon Ron, MC. 

MC: Ey! Ron come here.

Ron: What is it? Please tell me that I don't have to do one of those dares again! I'd rather have a Danganronpa style excution. 

Author-chan: That would probably involve more spiders than what we're about to use?

Ron: Spiders!?! ANYTHING BUT THAT. 

MC: Nope we have a spider for you to eat. It's dead. 

Ron: Even if it's dead, I would not eat THAT. 

Author-chan: You have to. It's a dare.

Ron: Fine... but I'm not doing any more dares. NO MATTER WHAT. *eats spider* That was the most dusting thing I have ever done. Ever.

Author-chan: K, we have one more dare. This is from M2000767377. "Have Snape start singing in the middle of a Death Eaters meeting and have Volde join him" So, let's go the the Death Eater meeting. 

MC: Okay! What song should we play?

Author-chan: You know that song from High School Musical? We're All in This Together, that song? 

MC: That should work!

(At Death Eater meeting)

Author-chan: Cue the music! *song starts*

Snape: Together, together, together everyone. 

Volde: Together, together, come on let's have some fun.

Snape: Together, we're there for each other every time

Volde: Together, together, come on lets do this right.

Snape: Here and now its time for celebration.

Volde: I finally figured it out

Snape: That all our dreams have no limations.

Volde: That's what its about.

Snape: Everyone is special in their own way. 

Volde: We make each other strong. We're not the same.

Snape: We're different in a good way. Together's where we belong

Both get up and start dancing

All Death Eaters: We're all in this together

Author-chan: Okay, that was actually great.

MC: I agree! What a great way to end things

Author-chan: I agree.

MC: So this is the end. It's bittersweet and I'll miss you Author-chan.

Author-chan: I feel the same way, but it's a good way to end things.

MC: Yep! So with this I bid the audience farwell.

Author-chan: Same here! Good by my lovely readers!

Sincerely, Sandrina the Slytherin

Quick Note: I feel the need to add this after the whole J.K. Rowling situation. I do not agree with her. Please know that as I write this. I love Harry Potter as a series, but Rowling, I do not agree with her. If you are Trans you are valid! Periodt. No matter what, you are valid and appreciated. At least this is how I feel and I hope others are willing to stand up against injustice. If you are Trans I wish you the absolute best in your journey! 












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