Finale (Otaku Jokes/Eating Dares)

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Hello Everybody! This is the closing chapter of this book. I might go back and revamp some chapter and add more content later on, but this is the last actual chapter I will be writing. I would like to thank everybody who read this book and submitted content for this book. I started it in 6/7th grade (yesh, I was a cringey middle schooler... honestly I have cringed so much looking back at my style and my choices.) and now I'm a Sophomore, so a lot has changed within my interest and writing style. I'm sorry if this chapter seems different from the others, as I haven't written in this style for a while. Anyways enough about myself, that isn't what you guys are here for! It's for the content! Love y'all- Author-chan

Author-chan : Hello everybody! Welcome to the big finale!

MC: Wow, took you look enough! We have all been sitting around waiting for something exciting to happen! 

Author-chan: I know! Okay. I do have several dares for several of our readers however! 

MC: Cool! Can I read out some of them?

Author-chan: Yep! Our first dare is from cheeseballsarmy

MC: cheeseballsarmy says, "Have Ron lick peanut butter off of Snape's or Draco's cheek." 

Author-chan: I think we'll use Draco for this one. 

MC: K! Draco, Ron come here!

Draco: What do you want?

Ron: Yeah, what have we been summoned for?

MC: *puts peanut butter on Draco's cheek*  Ron lick it off. 

Author-chan:*imagine that one scene from Heathers, if you've seen it. The "lick up baby" scene.  That is how I felt when writing this*

Ron: Why would I do that!?! I don't wanna touch him!

Draco: I don't want him touching me either! 

MC: It's a dare, you have to do it. It's basically an order. Otherwise this wouldn't be one hell of a Truth or Dare book. 

Ron: I don't want to. I mean nothing is going to happen if I don't.

Author-chan: Ah, I beg to differ. If you don't we'll bring out the spiders. You don't want the spider now do you?

Ron: Anything, but the spiders! Fine, I'll do it, but this is it.

Draco: There has to be a way to stop this! Back off!

Ron: *licks the peanut butter* That was disgusting! I'm going to brush my teeth if anybody needs me! 

Draco: I'm going to go scrub a layer of skin off my face, I'll be back....

Author-chan: Let's move onto the next dare! These are from Fury_Wind46.

MC: First off, we'll have Hermione eat a page from one of her books. There is no way we are gonna be able to have her do it willingly... I have an idea, but I need to create a distraction. You take a page out of a book and bake it into something. 

Author-chan: Cool! 

MC: Hey, Hermione! Can you come with me? 

Hermione: Sure, what is it?

MC: I have a new book I wanna show you!

Hermione: Oh, okay!

Author-chan: Ok, so bake it into something... cookies, maybe? I mean I am the author I can just magically make whatever I want... So cookies? Yeah, cookies. Hey MC and Hermione come here!

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