!𝐃𝐚𝐲 𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞! (Reader Oneshots)

|| 09 || A Tale Of Two Janitors Bloopers (Featuring YOU!)

(Y/N): I heard a new ice cream shop opened up down the street

Ted: Yea I heard about that

—————————————————————————————

Nugget, just walking missing an arm: *Huff* Ugh

Nugget: *Notices (Y/N) and Kid*

Nugget: ...

Nugget: ...

(Y/N): Uh... Nugget?

Nugget: NUGGET FORGOT HIS LINE!

—————————————————————————————

Kid, to Monty: Do you have the key to the elevator?

Monty: Of course I do! How do you think I get up here?

Kid: The janitor wants it.

Monty: The... um... the nice janitor?

Kid: The other one

Monty, quietly and obviously done with life: ᶠᵘᶜᵏ ʸᵒᵘ ˡᶦᶠᵉ, ʷʰʸ ᵈᶦᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵈᵒ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᵗᵒ ᵐᵉ ?

—————————————————————————————

Janitor: BOB... is currently hiding like a coward upstairs and since my hip is made of glass I can't make it up those stairs

(Y/N): Wai- Why is your hip made of glass? Like, why glass and not metal??

Janitor: If you ask that again I'm going to make sure YOUR hip will be made out of glass!

Kid: ...

Kid: Did... Did you just threaten a child?

(Y/N), under their breath: Kid, I don't think that's the worst thing he's done

—————————————————————————————

Janitor: I need a key to that elevator. I'm sure that little black market cripple has one

(Y/N): *In between laughs* BLACK... MAR-..KET CRIPPLE!! *Sigh* I have to save that one for later

(Y/N), quietly: I'm sorry Monty

—————————————————————————————

Stevie: If the janitor wants you to go upstairs he can come and tell me himself!

Kid and (Y/N): Hey, it's your funeral Stevie...

(Y/N), whispering to Kid: Poor Kid, gonna get eaten alive out there

—————————————————————————————

Dr Danner, kicking (Y/N) and Kid out of his class: What are you doing in here?! You're not gifted in any way! Get out! Out I say!

(Y/N) being pushed out by Kid: IGHT, SCREW YOU TOO! YOU'LL REGRET THIS WHEN I BECOME FAMOUS!

—————————————————————————————

Janitor, giving (Y/N) and Kid some walkie talkies: Well done Kids. Here's some walkie talkies. I'll be in touch

Kid and (Y/N): *Giving each other a look like they're gonna spam the walkie talkies*

Lily, hiding in a nearby vent, whispering: Oh you poor janitor...

—————————————————————————————

Janitor: It is great! I'll let you know how the mission goes! We ride to WAAAAAAR!!!

Kid and (Y/N): TOO WAAAAAAR!!

Lily and Billy inside the vents: TOO WAAAAAAR!!

—————————————————————————————

Stevie, dying: P-p-please. Go.

(Y/N) and Kid seeing the option of 'Honour the wishes of a dying child': Oof

(Y/N): Rest in pepperoni, Stevie

Kid: *Closes Stevie's eyes* Sshhh

—————————————————————————————

Carla, distracting the lunch lady: OwO what's this. XD notices your-

(Y/N): *Yeets lunch meet at Carla*

Lunch lady: *Staring at Carla with object horror*

—————————————————————————————

Janitor: Finally! Jeez Kids! You two move slower than a kid who was knocked out of a tree under suspicious circumstances

(Y/N): Yup... that's not suspicious at all. Nope. Not at all

—————————————————————————————

Ms Applegate: Goodness. I'm going to have to check into rehab at thi—

Ms Applegate: ...

Ms Applegate: ...

Ms Applegate: ...

Ms Applegate: Nope. Nope nope nopety nope *backing into the stall*

(Y/N), going into the other stall: I'm with you

—————————————————————————————

Ok, I'ma stop this here, cuz I could go on for a lot longer. Also, I'm wondering if you want me to start writing the second part to 'Rich or Rugged?' Also feel free to request! :)

Hope you enjoyed this chapter

Bye~