Help I've Fallen and I Can't Get Up

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It's the summer of Japan where kids are getting kidnapped and people are dying from killing games. Tom Nook had been walking down the street with his Gucci Flip Flops™, saving kids from living in boxes because that's not epic. He was having a very gamer day, very gamer. He had seen a probably 18 year old boy (because we don't want the FBI on us) who had bright red hair, an arousing goatee and very rock hard abs. He concluded that the mystery boy was pretty damn hawt.

Tom Nook ventured away, leaving the open streets full of nerds. He decided to go into an alleyway, as all smart people would. The shadows cooled his fur, as he had been walking through the blazing heat moments ago. Graffiti adorned the walls, tag art and doodles alike. Tom Nook wandered through it, and he may be lost. He had been bad with directions, even if he did owe very cool islands out in the pacific.

He turned around a corner, getting met with a very tall boy with bright green hair. The boy was texting someone, before turning around when he felt Tom Nooks presence.

"I wasn't expecting anyone around here," the boy hummed, looking at the furry in front of him. He then proceeded to hit Tom Nook with a shot put ball, not with enough force to kill him, but to simply knock him out. Except that Rantaro sucks, and instead just made Tom Nook bleed.

"Bro what the fuck." Tom Nook shouted, glaring at the green haired man. Rantaro laughed awkwardly, just like Nagito would.

"Haha. Yeah." Green man proceeded to hit him again, enough to knock him out this time. The thing is, Tom Nook is Fucking Bleeding, and he should probably seek medical attention, but this is a fanfic, do you except anything to be done?

Tom Nook awoke hours later, where it was dark outside. Wait, he wasn't even outside. He had been thrown into a basement and tied up. Haha, Kinky. He couldn't move his hands or legs. Screw the Avocado man, Tom Nook thought sullenly.

He looked over the surroundings, it was bare. With a door being placed on the upper right, which gave him no escape since he was tied to a chair. The basement was a cold silver, dirt and dust pilling over the walls and floor. Ew. The man couldn't even clean the goddamn basement, Tom Nook had really low expectations for him. He wanted to go back to his old, lush life where he paid slaves to make his dinner.

The furry decided to try and test the ropes. He wriggled around, which just gave him uncomfortable rope burns on his hands. Ouchie.

The door opened, crashing into the wall next to it. Damn, this basement design sucks. Avocado man came out in all his glory. Tom Nook immediately went to cuss him out. "Yo man, what the fuck did you think kidnapping me? My lawyers will be in contact."

"Let's do it luv I know the law." He responded, "Anyways, please pay me so I can get out of my crippling debt." He pleaded with the furry.

"Man, I don't have to pay you." Tom Nook responded. "What are you gonna do to me?" Tom Nook asked. The man seemed to hesitate, as if he didn't know what the fuck he was on about, like a true kidnapper.

"I'll uh, murder the kids you saved out of the boxes." The kidnapper fired back, stumbling over his words. Tom Nook gasped, the audacity of this bitch! He was riled up, ready to kick his ass, even if he was tied up. The arguing continued for a couple of hours, with the shouting getting louder. Avocados Mum eventually came in, warning them to be quiet so they wouldn't get a noise complaint. It carried on for a few more minutes before Rantaro left, getting sick of Tom Nooks whining.