Angela: Hey, what's black and white and red all over?
Solembum: Well, that's obvious; a royal black and white tuxedo werecat dressed in red velvet robes.
Angela: Well, what's --
Solembum: I have one.
Angela: (surprised) Oh really? What is it?
Solembum: What's standing in the room, wearing clothes, and telling lame jokes?
Angela: Hey --
Solembum: A dead witch.
Angela: . . . well, aren't you a little ray of sunshine.
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Funny Eragon Scripts
HumorHello Eragon fans! Brought to you by the person who made the Funny Wings of Fire Scripts, Pikachick15, has now decided to make a Funny Eragon Scripts book! Please do enjoy! PS: I hope these are funny.
