ITS CHRISTMAS!!! I just wanted to give a little update of witty and funny Christmas jokes.
#1; Santa "Rice cakes!? I guess somebody wants educational toys this year "
#2; I mean they both have the same jobs- just reverse, Santa gives and the guy takes- simple.
(Pic #1)
#3; " Ho, Ho, Ho!"
"Where, Santa, where!?"
#4; "Ok! Yes! I went to my old girlfriend house last night! It's my job!" Santa has a lot of explaining to do
#5; last year I ask Santa for the sexiest person ever for Christmas, I woke up in a box.
*Snap, crackle, pump*
But serious talk;
May the spirit of Christmas bring you joy, the gladness of Christmas give you hope, the warmth of Christmas grant you love.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!
(Pick one of the lines above, comment the number of your favorite)
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