Almost (an fgod book)DISCONTINUED

chapter 10: Fire!

Normal speech. - "Hi."

Normal thoughts. - 'Hi'

Error talking. - "Abomination no.13."

Error thinking. - 'Abomination no.13.'

Nightmare talking - "Dust get back here!"

Nightmare thinking - 'Dust get back here!'

Ghosts thinking or talking - "Seriously Cross?"

Ink talking - "This ends now!"

Ink thinking - 'This ends now!'

Blue gave an evil smirk and nodded.

"Fell and classic."

"Well, let's get started on the plan."

"Ok, we could call them to the same place, trip classic up, make him land on Fell, and by the fact that logic doesn't exist here (because the creator is lazy), they will kiss."

(Blue! I've already had to tell the octopus off for breaking the wall!)

*-_ Dial-up sound_-*

"Ok, we could call them to the same place, trip classic up, and hope that fell has good enough reflexes to catch him."

"Sounds like a plan."

*-_With the gang_-*

"Dinner is ready!" Killer shouted up the stairs.

Horror jumped down the stairs and ran over Killer.

"I thought I was making dinner."

"Oh yeah you are, I just saw the smoke."

"Sh-"

"No swearing Cross."Nightmare covered Cross's mouth with a tentacle.

As soon as he was released Cross ran to the kitchen.

"Shoot! The kitchens on fire!" Cross screamed when he got to the kitchen.

"Fudge!"Dust yelled and ran to the kitchen with a hose.

"There is fudge?" Horror asked.

"No horror, the kitchens on fire." Killer replied.

"And I don't suppose you would like to help us put it out!"Cross shouted

Error just stood at the doorway to the kitchen watching the fire that had now consumed the fridge.

"Fire?! The bright, hot thing?! I don't like it!" Horror hid under the couch.

"It got the fridge!"Dust shrieked.

Nightmare walked down the stairs and grabbed the garden hose that dust had left by the couch turned it on and aimed for the kitchen.

The stream of water hit Error who jumped away and hissed like a cat.

"Evacuate the kitchen!!"Dust screamed as he got soaked.

"What wh-"Cross got hit with the stream of water and immediately ducked.

The fire was soon out yet Nightmare was still aiming the hose at Cross who was running away.

"This is revenge for setting the kitchen on fire!!"

Cross soon realised that resistance was futile and gave in.

When Nightmare finally turned the garden hose off Cross was drenched.

"God damm it! Why didn't you warn me CC?!"

"I thought it would be funny. (And I wanted revenge for you dragging me into the stuffing chocolate down Error's throat.)"

Cross scowled and dragged himself over to his room to dry off.

Error had just watched the chaos.

"Does this happen all the time?"

"Yes."Killer responded bluntly.

( Sorry for a shorter chapter than usual, I normally try to reach 500 words but I think I only got to 430 this time. I will try to ake the next chapter come out tomorrow to make up for the short chapter.)