Hermittpad Community Recap

Recap #10: "I am mAde of hErmIt anGst"

@Ria_Rue seems to be a brand new writer joining us in the Hermittpad community, with a brand new oneshot book! They've opened up oneshot requests for both Season 6 and Season 7. While they haven't published any oneshots yet, we sure are excited to see what Ria has in store for us!

BridgetTh3B1RD finished Caught in the Crossfire, a story of the Architechs tearing themselves apart after an argument with Mumbo- well, caught in the crossfire. Never fear, though, Savi has hinted that we may be getting a sequel ;)

Similarly, @Lille_est_vivant is starting a new Hermitcraft oneshots book!! They're also taking requests as for what to write, anything except for the ships Grumbo and Vintageslab, which they already have projects for.

@Aria_Cinabun has been quietly posting chapters for their book "A Small Chance Of Redemption" for the past few weeks, and it's a shame we only noticed this book now because hOly heck is it a good read!! Centered around False, the book follows the Queen of Heads, Hearts and Body Parts through her mental tribulations after years of murdering for her kingdom's entertainment. This book was initially posted on AO3, so no spoilers if you've already read it!

The_Withered_Lily updated their story "When The Blood Crystal Breaks" this week , a Watcher/Listener/Observer fic centered around a worldly "Blood Crystal." With the prologue focused on a mysterious group of characters with gemstone names and a surprisingly idyllic first chapter with the hermits, I can't wait to watch this story descend into chaos as the two sets of characters intertwine ;D

@Dwagon_Girl wrote a variety of poems about the hermits in her Oneshots and Random AUs book, including a Limerick about Iskall, Haiku about Stress, and a couple of all-too-accurate Acrostic poems. Speaking of beautiful poetry, that leads us into today's glorious contribution by Smutler, inspired by the Undertale references so subtly thrown into the beginning :]

Turn around hermittpader

It'd be a crime against area 77

If I were to go back

On the promise that I made for you

So don't step on that pesky bird

Or else, hermittpadder, you're gonna have a joe hill standing in your room at 3 am screaming poetic things

But hermitpadders like you don't play by the rules

And smutlers like me

It aint easy to be played for fans

So let's go, now the room gets chiller

Let's go dirty hermit killer

Go ahead and try to demise me if your able

Guess you figured out that mercy's off the table

I can tell you're getting really sick of writing angst or something

But I think you're just mad you keep dying

You're not gonna win, we'll be here together

Fighting in this Recap Void forever

I know you'll just reset each time I beat 'ya

But I'll always be right back here to meet 'ya

I know you're made

Of hERMIT AnGSt

HERmiT AngST

Of HerMIT AnGST

HerMIT AnGST

This is where it stops

This is where it ends

If you want to get past me

Well you better try again

But no matter how I stall you

You won't give up your angst

Do you just like the feeling

Of your sins crawling on your back?

Go ahead and try to hit me if you're able

Guess you figured out that mercy's off the table

Think that you can try to spare me like I'm some pawn

Well you didn't spare my brother, so get dunked on

I know you made my friends all disappear

But everything they cared about is why I'm here

I am their mercy

I am their vengence

I am determination

I know you're made

Of HERmit AnGST

HerMIT ANgST

But I think Im stronger than you

Of HerMITA NGST

HERMit AngSt

But I think I'm stronger than you

HerMIT ANgST

HeRMIT ANGSTTT

HermiT ANGsT

HERmit ANgST

HERmiT ANGst

HERMITT ANGSTTT

Oh boy now that we've got tHat out of the way, for a few more serious things to mention this week;

The account HermittpadLostOnes was created this week to remember the Hermittpadders that are no longer with us, like Xian and Rena. It's a sweet idea and definitely something worth mentioning in this recap <3

And lastly, the famous Jellie- as in, Scar's-cat-Jellie- is undergoing surgery. Hoping the best for Jellie, and that everything goes well; we love you Scar!! <3 <3