So this is what hell is like...

Last Hurrah?

{Germany's POV}
"Woah this is amazing Russland!" I gasped as we sat down beside everyone else.
"Beautiful isn't it!" Papa sighed.
"Not as beautiful as Independence" Ireland chuckled.
"Thats true" Norway giggled.
"So are we just gonna go back to normal after this?" Estonia asked.
"Well we do have to go home at some stage.... But that doesn't mean the fun is over" EU declared.
"Well I really enjoyed this!" I sighed.
"Yeah it was an amazing journey! It was tough but we all got threw it together!" Russland laughed.
"Together we stand, Divided we fall!" Grandpa declared.
"Hey that's Kentuckys motto" Ireland said.
"Shhhhh-" Grandpa responded.
"So what should we do to celebrate?" UN asked.
"GET BLACK OUT DRUNK AND DANCE TO SONGS AND SING DRUNKENLY" Most of us yelled.
"Alright I think we could arrange that!" UN laughed.
"YES" Soviet screeched as he threw his hands out.
"WAAAAAAAAA" Papa screamed.
I looked down and saw his unconscious body on the ground-...
"PAPA!" I cried.
"Germany watch out!" Grandpa yelled before I slid off the roof and landed on top of Papa.
"OH FUCK-" Soviet called.
"QUICK DOWNSTAIRS NOW!" Russia sobbed.
Wait why the fuck is Russia sobbing and why can I hear someone playing My heart will go on very badly on the flute?
"P-papa?" I stuttered.
"Ugh I think I broke my ankle-" He moaned.
I hugged him tightly letting my tears fall onto his jacket.
"Deutschland I'm fine....If I can survive two wars then I'll definitely survive falling off a roof" He chuckled.
"Oh my fucking god are you two OK?" Portugal asked.
Oh Spain is playing the flute-
"SPAIN NOT NOW!" EU stated before she snapped the flute onto UKs head.
"DON'T DO THAT AGAIN!" Grandpa sobbed as he hugged us both.
"YOU WANT ME TO SUFFER FROM BRAIN DAMAGE?" UK asked.
"Well I think you already have" EU snickered.
"Come on let's get you an ambulance" UN chuckled as he helped Papa onto his feet.
"OH FUCK!" Papa screamed.
"Shit that's definitely broke-" Soviet stated.

-A few weeks later-
"YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND LIKE A RECORD BABY RIGHT ROUND ROUND ROUND!"
"DO THEY KNOW IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME AT ALLL"
"BRITAIN ITS JUNE!"
"PRIDE MONTH!"
"I fucking hate myself"
"Oh Reich don't say that-"
"Vater Ive broken my fucking leg!"
"AMBULANCE GO WEE WOO"
"EVERYONE SHUT UP FOR ONE SECOND!"
Everyone went silent as UN stood up on a table.
"I just want to say that I love you all ever so much and I'd hate to see any of you hurt"
"Ehem!"
"Sorry Reich.... But anyways.... DRINK TILL YOU CAN'T SEE STRAIGHT!"
As everyone started drinking Canada Australia New Zealand and America walked in.
"LEAVE NOW! EUROPEAN COUNTRIES ONLY" UK screamed.
"Awwww please can we stay?" America pleaded.
"FINE YOU CAPITALIST BITCH" Soviet yelled.
"HEY WAIT! ALL OF YOU ARE CAPITALISTS" Someone called.
"HELP! I NEED SOMEBODY! HELP! NOT JUST ANYBODY! HEEEEELLLP!"
"OH MY GOD UK SHUT UP!"
"NEAR FARRRR WHERE EVER YOU ARE, I BELIEVE THAT MY HEART WILL GO ON~"
"LET'S FRICKING LOSE IT! GET OUT OF YOUR MIND"
"FUCK YOU AND YOU AND YOU~ I HATE YOUR FRIENDS AND THEY HATE ME TOO"
Is this getting to out of hand?
Should I stop them?
Nah I'd rather scream until my vocal cords rip out-
"MAMA OOOOOOOOOOO~"
"As he came into the window
Was a sound of a crescendo~"
"Hey Germany spell me~"
"Um OK.... M-E"
"You forgot the D"
"There's no D in me?"
"Not yet~"
UN gave Russia a deadly glare.
"No sexual activity on my watch mother fucker-"
After a couple hours we all decided to head to UNs mansion.
AND HOLY FUCK THIS IS BIGGER THAN THE HOTEL IN LUIGIS MANSION 3!
Well I may be over exaggerating but still this place is huge!
"How in the name of God do you afford this place?" Papa asked.
"Uhhhhh..... I have no idea-" UN sighed.
We all sat on the huge couches and decided to watch Titanic-
And oh boy it was like Niagara Falls...
But all in all I enjoyed myself.
Even if all 54 of us will have major hangovers it'll be worth it.....
Cause at least we had fun, am I right?
Well falling off the roof of a log cabin wasn't fun-
And the hole Article-13 thing wasn't fun either-
Welp guess I better go get some tissues for UK....
With love
~The European countries, UN, America, Canada, Australia and New Zealand!
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Holy smokes-
This book was so much fun to write
I really don't want to end it but I guess all good things must come to an end....
Sadly-

I hope all of you had a good laugh while reading this crackheaded story

Hope you all have an amazing week!

~LilIrishkid