Show Yourself Song Parody.

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Hey guys. Ok so I thought we all could use some laughs during this Covid-19 stuff. My husband helped me think of this song. I hope you all will enjoy it.

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Random shoppers POV.

Every inch of me is trembling, cause I am heading to the store.

Cleaning products seemed so familiar. Now it's like a dream I can't quite hold.

I can sense it there. Like a friend I've always known. I'm arriving and it feels like I am home.

The stores now like a fortress. Masks to hide every face. I have a mask too, but I don't want to hide

Show yourself. I need toilet paper

Show yourself. I need some too

Is this the store I've been searching for. Could it have what I need.

Show yourself. I ready for you.

Ah ah ah ah

I've never felt so certain. Every store it's empty or gone.

But I'm here for a reason. I need some charmin ultra strong

It's not what I normally get but I'm getting desperate

Is this the store. Don't have to search no more. I'll finally find out now

Show yourself. I'm no longer trembling.

Here I am I've come so far. This may be the store I have waited for all of my life.

Oh show yourself. Let me see where you are.

Come to me now. Open these doors.
Don't make me wait one moment more

Oh come to me now. Toilet paper.
Don't make me wait one moment more.

When the north wind come from the south.

Ah ah ah ah

There is paper full of memories.

Ah ah ah ah

( sees a shelf with toilet paper. )

Come my darling homeward bound

You are found.

Grabbing some, I rush to the counter.

Maybe I'll grab a bit more.

This is what I've been looking for all this month.

Oh toilet paper.

Ah ah ah ah

Ah ah ah ah

Ah ah ah ah

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