"Are you comING to the tré?" Naomi sang as she did a weird dance exciting the limo.

She spotted the Castle and sighed dramatically "This really matches my aesthetic."

"Let's go inside!" Jayson whined and Carlisle smiled slightly, clearing his throat to suppress a chuckle as Naomi somehow stumbled and ran into Jasper. "Did you laugh at me?" She asked offended and Carlisle shook his head politely "I have no clue what you're on abou-"

"You really fuckin' out here," she sighed and shook her head, beginning the walk to the throne room with the Cullens; and the witch twins, and Jayson.

"Holaaaa putas!" Naomi said as she opened the large doors, smiling as her mates grinned at her.

"Darling, you don't know spanish." Marcus said simply to the girl who flipped her hair dramatically "I'm latinaaa," she said stubbornly and Caius sighed in sync with Carlisle and Edward.

"No. You're not." Bella added innocently and the girl gasped loudly, pulling her short hair into an odd looking bun and doing a weird fighters hop

"Naomi, please-" Esme started and sighed with a grin as the girl stopped and hugged her again, eyed glossy with tears she was unable to shed. "I didn't ask to be born Latina." She sobbed "No Más Tuve Suerte" her, Emmet, Jayson, and Renesmee said in sync before laughing at each other.

"It's truly a pleasure to see you all again," Aro feigned politeness and smiled at his mates second coven. "Indeed, thank you for allowing us time here," Carlisle said softly and smiled at the king who's gaze had returned to a dancing Naomi

"Naomi has missed you all, darling, Kallista is waiting in your room." Aro reminded the girl who squealed happily and summoned fluffy and kiwi to herd the Cullens to her room.




"My Queen," the girl standing outside her room bowed and Naomi smiled "You can call me Naomi, Cmon!" She pushed the girl and everyone into the large room.

"Demetri, Felix!" Naomi shouted and three seconds later the two vampires blurred into the room, wide eyed and yelling 'what?'

"I need you to get Khalil for me, and imma need y'all to go to the store." She said simply and Felix grimaced when he saw Kallista "Who told you about her? Damn." He grinned quietly and Emmet began laughing quietly at Naomi's offended face.

"Send a list to my phone, We got it." The taller of the two guards sighed and Jayson whooped loudly

"Alright, my dear Cullens," Naomi grinned at the coven which was spread out in several places of the room. Carlisle, Esme, Alice, and Jasper on the couch. Rosalie, Emmet, and Renesmee on the king sized bed. And Edward and Bella were snuggled up on a large fluffy black beanbag. "Make a list of snacks; we're going human for the night."

"Oh, Kallista, go eat. We're going to use the fuck out of your power and don't want you to hurt yourself."

The vampire blinked in surprise before smiling and bowing "Thank you, my queen. I will return in an hour."

"She's adorable!" Jayson gushed and Alice giggled with him. 'God they're so ducking weird' Naomi thought before getting distracted by the ceiling fan.

Edward laughed at the girl "Naomi, the list." He reminded the girl who blinked in confusion before gasping "Oh shot, right. What do you guys want?" She asked and Emmet, of course, spoke up first.

"Takis, and Cheese It's, oh my god, I want fucking gummy bears!" Esme glared at the bad word before sighing, it was obvious there was going to be a lot of cussing; especially with Jayson, Emmet, Naomi, and Renesmee together.

Naomi typed out everything Emmet and the Cullens said, giggling as Carlisle asked for tea, she got him a monster energy drink instead.

"The party has arrive- FUCK!" Khalil screeched as Fluffy forced his way out and jumped at him.

((A/N: y'all, what gender did I give Fluffy? I—))

"Tonight's gonna be great!" Naomi said with a happy smile. She hadn't realized how much she missed the vegan vampires.

"Agreed," Carlisle and Esme said simultaneously, small smiles on their faces.


"MOM, CAN WE SMOKE?" Emmet asked suddenly and Naomi and Jayson gasped happily.

"No-"

"Jane! Go find us weed!" Naomi yelled into the air,

"Naom-"










Sorry everyone, my chapters haven't been as good lately and I'd like to apologize. A few days ago I was kicked out of the house for around three days, I'm back home now but there's still a lot going on. I have a few chapters already written but I'm trying to save them so I have things to post for when shit gets too intense and I can't focus on writing.

Once again, I'm sorry and I promise once I get my head in the right place I'll improve my writing.

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