It's 3am and I feel high but without smoking nothing. Anywayyyy its time for head canons
Haikyuu: shiratorizawa
* Ushijima is the dad if shiratorizawa (duh) but everyone calls him daddy instead if just dad
* Tendou loves to read manga and will sometimes be late to practice bc he was to cought up us reading
* Semi is jealous of shirabu for being setter but he doesn't hide it
* Goshki is actually very vogular (lots of cursing) but only when he's with his like bff or alone
* Tendou had done a hot box and hut a blunt at least 3 times over the year (prolly more tho I tbh)
* O'Hara is asexual but doesn't rly talk about it
* Shirabu looooves to do his make up but doesn't tell the team bc he's scared tendou and the others will make fun of him (maily tendou tho)
* Akaashi and shirabu hang out every other weekend and do each other's make up and gosip about their teams
* If the team turned into all girls they would all be hella flat
*Ushijima and O'Hara know all the tea but like don't say anything unless it's like, hella toxic and could cause harm
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JoJo: part two things
★ Joseph is bi but is mainly attracted to boys (idk if I did this before)
★ ceasar is mean to Joseph bc he doesn't know how to handle feelings
★ Lisa Lisa knows that ceasar like Joseph but doesn't say anything
★ Suzi q. Is grey sexual
★ the pillar men all did research on what humans do furring party's and did truth or dare
★ this resulted in everyone making out with everyone at least once
★ von strohigm (idk how to spell it) trys to act cool to get laid but everyone is scared of what would happen bc he's like 95% metal
★ Joseph often gets night terrors and insomnia because of the mask and the rings inside of him
★ the only way he can sleep peacefully is if he's laying with another person
★ ceasar thinks of Lisa Lisa as the mom he didn't rly have
★ the pillar men actually like Joseph bc of how un predictable he is and how persistent he is
★ but doing see things got him rings stuck in him
YOU ARE READING
Haikyuu Rare Pairs And JoJo Headcanons
Fanfiction★STILL UPDATING★ Descriptions and rules are in the book- Headcanons, memes and the occasional one shot. Though one shots will be rare, they will be of pretty good quality. Enjoy ↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓ spelling/Grammer errors are inevitable (Un-edited)
