Possessed {Hamilcult Story}

All the shit

The Hamilcult landed in really old outfits in a place that looked like it was straight off an old western movie set.

They were all confused as to where... or when... they were.

"What is happening?" Jayden asked. "I'm too sad to deal right now."

"*confusion noises*" Finn...noise.

Suddenly, a Booming voice sounded above their heads, "Welcome to 1776! Choose your enemies, allies, and lifestyle."

"Where's John Laurens! I want to see the turtle boi!" Stella shouted

"I- I think we ARE our characters!" Issac thumped Stella on the back of her head.

"I am the turtle boi-" Stella breathed, starstruck.

"Yay! That means I will die in twenty years!" Jayden shouted.

"NO!" they all screeched.

"Hear ye, hear ye! My name is Samuel Seabury."

"Wait where's Kat?"

"I FOUND THE PUB!"

"KAT NO!" Lily shouted

"Yeah you gotta share" stated Stella

"Guys we need to focus," said Lorelai.

"Ok everyone. Head count. Who the fuck is who" Greta sighed

"Guys Kaitlyn, Tianna, and washingdad are missing" Lily said in a panic

"Well shit then, okay" Jamel commented

"I'm great," Isaac cried.

It was getting dark and everyone was panicking. Where would they stay the night?

Suddenly a horseman appeared from around the corner.

"Miss schuyler- Miss schuyler- miss schuyler. Why are you out so late? And with these tomcats too. Oh what would your father say."

"Wait what?" Izze asked, confused.

Issac and Lily pulled Izze aside and Lily whispered, "We should bring the Cult 'home'"

"Yeah that's where we can sort stuff out!" Issac added.

They all came together in a collective nod and turned back to the horseman.

"We're bringing them with us," Izze said to the horseman.

"But the carriage is too small" the horseman complained, like a little bitch.

"Strap 'em to the outside" suggested Finn politely, "please"

>v<

After a long and painful carriage ride (for some of them) to the Schuyler mansion, the Cult got out. They went inside and up the stairs single file like a kindergarten class of teens who need to watch their profanity. Phillip (Schyler) just watched in shock as his three daughters and a bunch of drunk, high, strangers filed into their un-assigned rooms, and decided to put down his glass of alcohol.

"Now I've seen all the shit" Philip (Schuyler) muttered.

The teens unknowingly agreed and went to bed. They decided as a collective cult that they would deal with all the shit tomorrow.