DMS | lashton + malum

im bored asf

lukehemmings:
roastedddd

ashtonirwin:
so
what are you wastes of sperm up to

calumhood:
well i was sleeping until tweedledee and tweedledum got on the chat

michaelclifford:
fifa

ashtonirwin:
you still play that dumbass game?

michaelclifford:
it's not too late to find a new drummer

ashtonirwin:
your threats mean nothing to me

calumhood:
why do you two hate each other so much💀

michaelclifford:
i don't hate ashton, i hate luke

lukehemmings:
wow thanks

michaelclifford:
ofc🥰🥰

ashtonirwin:
luke you didn't answer my question
wyd

lukehemmings:
im literally right next to you on the bed
and im the dumb one 😒
no WAIT

ashtonirwin:
excuse me?

lukehemmings:
i didn't mean it 😖

ashtonirwin:
mhm ok
suck your own dick tonight

lukehemmings:
ok

ashtonirwin:
maybe i will

calumhood:
y'all gay for that

ashtonirwin:
coming from the man who just got dicked down by another man like two days ago

michaelclifford:
deadass don't know how 2 respond

lukehemmings:
don't then

calumhood:
ash why you gotta expose me like that
idek if im gay or bi or whatever
ashtonirwin:
you'll figure it out eventually
sexuality isn't an easy thing

lukehemmings:
exactly
also, no one ever said you have to label yourself

michaelclifford:
well im just hoping for me that ur not straight

calumhood:
you're so supportive mike

michaelclifford:
i know 🥰

calumhood:
😒

lukehemmings:
well boys imma head out
goodnight

ashtonirwin:
"goodnight"
love you

lukehemmings:
love you too sweet baby♥️

lukehemmings left i'm bored

calumhood:
fuck outta here with your sappiness

ashtonirwin:
shut up he's cute

calumhood:
maybe to you

ashtonirwin:
so if michael called you something cute you wouldn't like it

calumhood:
hell no

michaelclifford:
goodnight pukas
goodnight mr. pukas
goodnight my babycakes

michaelclifford left i'm bored

calumhood:
🥰
he called me his babycakes

ashtonirwin:
unbelievable

calumhood:
what's unbelievable is that you're up at this hour
im going back to bed bitch night👋🏽

calumhood left

ashtonirwin:
why did i join this band again🤔