Teacher: Please put everything away from you so that we can already start our exam.
(Tinulak ni Juan si Pedro)
Pedro: (Galit) Ba't mo ko tinulak??!!
Juan: 'coz you're my everything Pedz. *sabay beautiful eyes*
Pedro: Tengeneng buhay 'to -_-
BINABASA MO ANG
Jokes!
Teen FictionTawa kayo sabay utot para mawala stress niyo! WARNING:not suitable for readers who do not have a sense of humor! [Compilation of tagalog jokes that I've found on the internet, All credits belong to its respective owners]