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Dati ang gamot sa sakit na LOVEnat
ay KISSpisrin at YAKAPsul ngayon hindi na
…biogeSEX na pwedeng gawin kahit walang laman ang tyan dahil magkakalaman din yan..oh pano? INGAT!
(Sorry po medyo GREEN)
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Reasons Why the governement gives discounts to senior citizens:
1. FOOD – marami nang bawal.
2. TRANSPORTATION – nahirapan nang sumakay.
3. GROCERIES – ‘di na kayang buhatin.
4. CINEMA – malabo nang mata.
5. CONCERTS – mahina nang pandinig.
6. GAMOT – hindi mailunok.
7. HOTELS – anong gagawin naman doon.
Enjoy life while you’re still young, don’t wait for discounts.
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Americano: Yes i won the bet
Ilocano: Ay wen (oo)
Americano: No i win
Ilocano: ay wen (oo)
Americano No i won
BINABASA MO ANG
Jokes!
Teen FictionTawa kayo sabay utot para mawala stress niyo! WARNING:not suitable for readers who do not have a sense of humor! [Compilation of tagalog jokes that I've found on the internet, All credits belong to its respective owners]
