Random, Randomer, and Randomest: the book of Randomness

Eyebrowless Freaks

Hey guys, Cheyenne (BereGhostGames) here, today I am writing the story of Matt Smith and Marilyn Manson's secret affair. This is probably upsetting to all of you Sons Of Anarchy fans and Doctor Who fans, but it upsets Makayla(TARDIStant), so it's my favorite pass time! Enjoy!=^~^=

Matt sits on his bed after making the newest episode of Doctor Who. He decided to do something productive with hos life (FOR ONCE IN HIS LIFE!I know. I know very unbelievable but hang in there) He decided to go shopping at the mall and maybe pick up on a new hobby.

Meanwhile on the set of Sons Of Anarchy...

After The scene in which Marilyn Manson stabs Juice in the throat, he is no longer needed on the show, and foes on his regular bad-boy-wannabe life. He goes to his favorite makeup shop in the mall.

Meanwhile...

Matt Smith walked past the makeup shop(so close, yet so far) and into the sporting goods shop next to it(I know; what's a scrawny-armed wuss like him doing there? Hang in there) The only thing separating the shops was a single pane of thin glass. Matt's eyes meet Marilyn's as they dropped what they were doing and stepped towards each other. Within the same second, Matt touched Matthew's bare eyebrow skin while Marilyn touched Matt's bare eyebrow skin through the glass.

"Let's grow eyebrows together." They Said together and skipped out of the mall, hand-in-hand, leaving behind a trail of rainbows with the words "it's not called being gay, it's called being FABULOUS!" in hot pink letters.

They skipped across town to the nearest plastic surgeon, who then said there was nothing he could do about there 'problem' Matthew threw a fit, punched a street pole and tried to fight back tears of pain holding his fist in his hand.

Wow, such a bad boy! I like bad boys... Matt thought to himself

They decided to go to Marilyn's house. Matt held the door open.

Wow, such a gentleman! Marilyn thought to himself.

The next thing you know, they were making out on the couch. That's when it happened. Marilyn's wife, Dita, walks in on them, and you will not believe what she did, she drags Marilyn out of the house by his ear and shoved Matt into a cooking pot.

The end, I may write a part two, just for you! Hope you enjoyed. Btw. In the cover art my auto correct changed marilyn's name to Matthew, sorry.