Hello my whovian muffins! Makayla (TARDIStant) here!! I have this weird celebrity obsession, and Cheyenne is always making fun of Matt Smith for having no eyebrows, and this is a dream I had the other night. She's in mah brain!!
So I fell into this big black hole in my floor. And once I fell all the way down, Gordon Ramsay was waiting. Except he had a devil's tail, a pitchfork thingy, and horns. His skin was also turning red.
He was about to kill me. But then a large pair of Matt Smith's eyebrows appeared(definantly the work of cheyenne). They did this weird wiggle-thing, and turned him into a puddle. He then seeped through the floor.
The eyebrows did the same to me, and I appeared in another room. Ramsay was still there, but he was fully the devil now. He only had his blonde hair left.
He laughed and chopped me into pieces. (Please don't ask.) And made me into stew. But then the pieces went back together, and I became me again. He snapped his fingers, and all my crushes (Benedict Cumberbatch, David Tennant, Matt Smith, Tom Huddleston, among many others.) appeared.
He laughed and said "I am going to kill everyone you love" and proceeded to murder all my crushes. (OH NOES MAH BABIES!!!)
he then got a sudden look of realisation.
"Oh. Oh yeah. I have to kill my self now."
He hadn't realised I had a crush on him. (Again, don't ask.) He killed himself, and I finally woke up. The end.
So yeah. Don't hate. It's my life, not yours. But I think Cheyenne is getting into my head.
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RandomOk so I Cheyenne (bereghostgames) shall write a story with Makayla (TARDIStant). No worries at the beginning of each chapter we will mention who wrote it so there shall be no confusion. WARNING: This book contains Random Randomness that may not be s...
