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The story of Benidict Cumberbatch

Heyy, it's Cheyenne, bereghostgames, here again with the story of Benedict cumberbatch. This story is entire truth, basically all that stuff Benedict has been hiding from us.Enjoy!

Once upon a time, a little boy went to the store with his mother, in search of cucumbers, and so they bought cucumbers. I know what you're thinking,  omigosh,  that little boy is Benedict. And I am proud to say this little boys name was... Gordon. So now you're thinking; Gordon? Gordon..., Ramsey? And yes it was Ramsey, but this is not his story, it's Benedict's.

Within the Cucumber jar, lay three cucumbers, named Kora, Bob, and, yes... Benedict. Kora and Bob were so set on being the best cucumbers of them all, as normal cucumbers did. But little Benedict wonder what lay beyond this jar.

Ramsey and his mom proceeded to purchase this cucumbers. They decide to cook them. So once the cucumbers were laid on the Ramsy family famous frying pan, they were granted one final wish from the cumberfairy from Cumberland.

Kora wished to be the sourest cucumber, so the Ramsey wouldn't want to eat her. Bob wanted to be the greatest tasting cucumber of them all, so he had something to brag about. Benedict didn't want to be sour or sweet, he wished he were human, like the ramseys, so he could live a life worth living.

The cuberfairy sighed, bot seeing a point in what they wished, and granted their wishes. Benedict grew ten times his size, developed a face, arms, and legs. He then proceeded to munch on Bob, and feed Kora to the ramseys dog, Fuzziekinz.

Once the ramseys returned, Benedict was the only cucumber left, so they attempted to shove him into the stove. He managed to escape and hide in one if the closets, where he dressed his cucumber body in human clothes, to disguise himself, and fed the ramsey household.

There you have it that is the true story of how Benedict became the man, well, cucumber, we know today. Hope you enjoyed!