Ok, so you're probably like, this is probably Cheyenne, bereghostgames again, and let me tell you, it is! Idk Why makayla hasn't made a new chap. yet, but it will happen eventually. So you know the song. "Old McDonald had a farm..." well I'm here to tell you why he HAD a farm, and doesn't anymore.
Once upon a time Old McDonald didn't want a farm anymore, he wanted to own a fast food chain he would call McDonald's (Yes he is David Tennant.). So he left his farm to do so.
When he returned he acted a little weird, and talked like his friend Ronald, but the cows didn't care, they just wanted food. Ronald...I mean old McDonald took three cows into the barn and they never returned.
One of the other cows, by the name of Bobby, entered the barn to find three big Mac's on the floor. The next day, another cow was taken to the barn, and another burger appeared, but, the cows were gone. Eventually, only Bobby and five cows remained. They started filling the food trays with these burgers.
It was Bobbys turn today, he was dragged into the barn, and forced to watch fellow cows being killed, skinned, shredded, then cooked into said 'big mac'. When Ronald, I mean David McDonald attempted to stab Bobby, he ran away,knocking some coal out of the furnace where the meat was burned. Bobby escaped, and the barn burned down.
Nobody ever saw Ronald after that day, David became famous and changed his last name, now nobody knows what ingredient replaced the beef in McDonald's big Macs.
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