By -tomriddIe (and a smidge of extension from me)
goyle's pov:
i was gracefully waddling around the hogwarts grounds. my black robes swished and swashed around my legs as i strutted to the quidditch pitch to watch my crush, draco malfoy, play against gryffindor. draco has really nice abs, and such an attractive face, also a nice big fuckable ass. i don't think he likes me, nobody likes me. even spiders run away when they see my ugly face. as i was walking down the path, something bright and blinding come towards me, i stopped for a moment and realised it was hagrid's motor bike. OH FUCKING SHI---
hagrids pov:
i was driving and i ran over goyle. welp I'm gonna get fired now for sure, I guess that I better get to packing my bags.
goyles pov:
i'm dying, hagrid ran me over with his bike, i'll never be able to see draco again. goodbye, my love, I will love you till the end of days.
Crabble's pov:
I was walking to the lake and then I saw Hagrid run my love over and then i shot a jelly legs jinx at Hagrid that missed horribly, afterwards I fainted.
Harry's pov:
I was walking with Draco listing to him rant about how much he hated Goyle when suddenly a school owl dropped a letter. Turns out that It said that Goyle died, the wizarding popo think that he got run over by a vehicle although they're not sure how.
dracos pov:
lmaooo goyles dead
i never liked him anyways
And for all of you amazing people that want to read the unedited version here it is.
By -tomriddIe (the original one)
goyle's pov:
i was gracefully waddling around the hogwarts grounds. my black robes swished around my legs as i strutted to the quidditch pitch to watch my crush, draco malfoy, play against gryffindor. draco has really nice abs, and such an attractive face. i don't think he likes me, nobody likes me. even spiders run away when they see my ugly face. as i was walking down the path, something bright came towards me, i stopped for a moment and realised it was hagrids motor bike.
hagrids pov:
i was driving and i ran over goyle.
goyles pov:
i'm dying, hagrid ran me over with his bike, i'll never be able to see draco again. goodbye, my love
dracos pov:
lmaooo goyles dead
i never liked him anyways
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crackhead oneshots
FanfictionI think you can guess by the title..... but if you didn't....dis the explanation: basically a bunch of One-Shots that are made of crack, and my boredom. I don't have an update schedule, and i don't take requests cause i can't write for shit i wouldn...
