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Bitter si Jav
Today 2:23pm

Steph:
Guys!

Aiken:
What???

Jav:
Can you change
the name of the
groupchat first?

Ave:
Aww bitter

Jav:
Kahit magpakasal
pa kayo, wala
akong pakialam

Steph:
Bitter mo @Jav

Aiken:
I need a
hydrophobic
sand.

Jav:
@Aiken nilalamon
ka na naman ng
Science…

Aiken:
@Jav kaysa sa iyo,
nilalamon ka ng
pagiging bitter mo
kayna Ave at Darin.

Steph:
May announcement
kasi ako, ‘di ba?
Ang daldal…

Aiken:
Naaawa kasi ako
kay @Jav napupuyat
kakaisip kay Ave

Jav:
Bakit ko naman
pagpupuyatan si
Ave…

Ave:
Bitter

Steph:
I HAD A
BOYFRIEND!!!

Ave:
What!

Aiken:
Congrats!
May nagkamali.

Jav:
Hindi ka
na NBSB

Steph:
NGSB ka pa rin
@Jav hahaha

Ave:
How! Bakit
hindi ko alam!

Aiken:
Oo nga, buti
may pumatol sa ‘yo

Steph:
Bakit naman
wala @Aiken?

Aiken:
masyado ka
kasing warfreak…

Jav:
StephKen!

Ave:
StephKen hahaha

Aiken:
Mga gago!

Steph:
So, here’s the
story…

Ave:
Goooo!

Steph:
May nakamatch
ako sa Tinder.

Jav:
What’s with the
Tinder thing and
everyone is falling
in love???

Aiken:
@Jav bitter! Hindi
ka lang nireplayan
ni Ave sa Tinder eh

Ave:
Shhhhh!

Steph:
Then he messaged
me saying he’s there
to find a girlfriend.

Steph:
So as a tanga friend
of yours, I told him
that I installed Tinder
to find a boyfriend!

Aiken:
Even you installed
Tinder because
you’re bored, right?

Steph:
He told me if I
can be his girlfriend

Jav:
You said yes?

Steph:
He promised that
he’ll be an amazing
boyfriend!

Aiken:
There’s no such thing
as amazing boyfriend…

Steph:
He also said that
he will introduce
me to his parents
and friends…

Steph:
So, I said yes…


Ave:
Mas marupok
ka pala sa akin eh…

Jav:
Magkaibigan talaga
kayo ni @Ave

Ave:
Che! Bitter!

Steph:
I had a fucking
boyfriend that
I barely knew
and he’s my first!

Aiken:
Tssss

Jav:
Selos na si @Aiken

Ave:
Kuya, she’s
my friend

Steph:
Then he said I
love you…

Aiken:
You replied???

Steph:
I don’t want to say
I love you too to
the person I didn’t
know!

Jav:
Kapag hindi jowa,
huwag magsabi ng
I love you…

Aiken:
@Ave

Steph:
@Ave

Ave:
Hindi pa ako
nagsasabi ng I
love you kay
Darin!!!

Steph:
Well, he’s nice!

Aiken:
Cut the story,
I don’t want to
read your shits…

Jav:
Si Aiken bitter
kay Steph hahaha

Steph:
K! sungit mo
@Aiken

Ave:
StephKen!

Steph:
I end our relationship.
I know that I was
wrong. I learned
that I’m not ready
to commit in a
relationship.

Aiken:
Sabi ka ng sabi ng
gusto mo ng jowa,
ngayong binigyan
ka ng jowa aayawan
mo…

Ave:
Nagkajowa nga, hindi
naman tumagal
ng isang araw.

Aiken:
So, what did you
learned aside
from that?

Steph:
Landi lang ng
landi, tsaka na
magjowa

Ave:
ahahahhaha

Jav:
Very good!

Steph:
I promise next time,
ready na talaga ako

Aiken:
???

Steph:
At least na-experience
ko ‘yung magkaroon
ng boyfriend---
kahit isang araw lang.

Jav:
Si @Aiken daw hindi pa naeexperience,
pa try daw maging
boyfriend mo

Aiken:
Papasakitin niya
lang ang ulo ko,
huwag na lang.

Steph:
Wow! Parang gusto
kitang maging boyfriend

Jav:
@Aiken Swap si
@Steph sa kapatid
mo ah hahahaha

Ave:
La? Parang
gusto kita ah

Aiken:
Magkaibigan talaga
kayong dalawa
@Steph @Ave

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