+ TEASE ME + T A E G I +

+THE FIRST ATTEMPT+

*･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･*

Yoongi thought himself as dominant, icy glare and dark persona, his smirk putting anyone into a state of submission. Right? Syllables effortlessly drip off his tongue in an almost lewd fashion, who wouldn't daydream about that tongue on certain other areas-

Yoongi was a top, a (very) heterosexual top. Nothing could come close to changing this very important factor about him.

It was a Saturday night: the weeks work over and the group huddled together in the darkened living room, drunk off their heads, the murmurs from the TV merely background noise. The topic of discussion this evening seemed to be their love life, well lack of.

'I need sum pussy~' Yoongi slurred lazily, seemingly speaking in pout 'been too fuckin long~'

Drinks spilt as Namjoon slapped yoongi's lean leg in comfort, his words coming out just as slurred, 'I feel you dude'

'Nah I need some ass hmmmm fuck' cutting in with a deep melody, a honey skin, strongly built Taehyung attempts to mime holding his erotic fantasy, 'some phat ass'

A chorus of laughs emerged from the group, most heartedly agreeing to such a request- except from the one sore face that a certain pale boy spotted.

'Aish Taehyung, get your gay shit out of the convo'

'Yah if you didn't realise hyung, you're the only hetero here...that is if you actually are' Hoseok added, his voice trailing off as he barely voiced the last bit, a small smirk working its way to his pink lips.

'ANYWAY, you're a fat bottom in any case, even if you were straight' Yoongi's voice gruff, the Daegu accent slipping through.

'What bull Yoongi-' Taehyung retorts

'-hyung'

'-Yoongi hyung whatever, I could make any man slip into submission, even you if I dare say so' Taehyung's voice was always very deep, enchanting almost but the latter half of the sentence had such darkness embedded in it, Yoongi himself almost got flustered...almost is the key word.

'Jesus tae' the rest laughing at Yoongi's scrunched up face, disgust clearly painted in sharp strokes.

'HA! Bet he would, alpha AGUST D my ass'

'Shut up Jimin, Taehyung here clearly has no boobs or pussy OR any female qualities- clearly' his voice so slurred that it was starting to get hard to figure out that he was saying.

'yeh but he has a big dick' Jungkook starts, a wide grin sporting his fluffy face.

'AND YOU'D KNOW THAT COS?' Jin's face bright red, not only from anger but from the 5 glasses of red wine that were drowned in less than 20 minutes, prior. Namjoon's arm swung round Jin's shoulder in support, stopping him from falling face first into the coffee table.

'Bubble baths!' his voice filled with a mixture of childish innocence and fear, with this Jin smiles and waves his hand in relief. Namjoon lets out a small worried smile, more so for Jin then for the younger.

Yoongi, now with embarrassment and disgust lighting up his pale face, starts towards the door, only to fail as he's pulled back into Taehyung's lap, straddling him. His head now dizzy from the unexpected divergence; the mass amount drink messing with his senses and bringing him into a confused state. If this was any other sober time, Yoongi would be in bed already with bruised knuckles.

Yet warm hands grip onto his exposed thighs, Taehyung's long figures rubbing soothing circles on his hips.

'You can have a peak if you'd like, you know...for proof' Tae's voices whispers hotly against his flushed ears. Yoongi was in shock, heat consumed his body- his ivory skin flushed pink. Small droplets of perspiration started to collect in his hairline, this nervous (well more sexual (though Yoongi refuses to spare it thought)) tension. It seemed as though his voice was failing him, only small gasps made their way out. He didn't know what to feel. His emotions were banging around in his head- manipulated by the copious amount of alcohol that was running in his system.