You just got Loki'd!

Thor needs to shave

Spoof #1

 (Thor walks into his celebration for his crowning cerenomy, Kneels down to Odin and looks up)

Odin: Thor....Odinson, my first born.......

(Loki looks sad and depressed)

Odin: do you swear..........that you will some day shave and get a hair cut like Loki?

Thor: What?

Loki: what?

Odin: so i guess you can't be king

Thor: just because i have somewhat of a beard and longer hair!?

Odin:..............yes.....

Thor: well you have one

Odin: Thats because i'm old

Loki: what the hell just happened here?

Thor: i have no idea

Odin: Because of your arrogance for not shaving and not getting a hair cut, i banish you to midgard!

Thor: wait wha-(Odin shoot out red beam from his staff, plunging Thor to earth)

Loki: ......................wtf just happened here 0.0

Sif: i...don't........know 0.0