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hmmmmmmmmmmmm

I

don't

Know

What

I'm

Doing

:))))))))

hippos are sexy

um

im

blue

ahahhahahag

well

I

Wanna

Death

Jk

hippos need me

So like on a Wednesday I woke up, I looked to my side and I saw.... MOTHER TRUCKING SHREK. "s-senpai?" This one hoe named jeremy asked.
"It is I!" Shrek said
"Wait that's All Mights line...hm u watch mHa toooOooooo??!??????" Jeremy asked as he choked on air.
"Ye" He said.
So then he realized they weren't wearing socks and their feet touched and since they were in bed they fucked.

The End.

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