WHERE IS THE MONEY?!

~ PROLOGUE ~ WHERE IS THE MONEY? SHOOKT UNLIMITED!

"Ang pera ko, parang Coke, kung hindi sakto, palaging zero."

~ Pinoy Tambay

My money is like Coke, if not just right, it's always zero.

ATTACHED SONG: WHERE IS THE LOVE - The Black Eyed Peas

"Kids wanna act like what they see in the cinemas
What happened to the love and the values of humanity?"

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"HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU. HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TEACHER ANNE!"

To show their love for Teacher Anne, her co-teachers and Unit 1 Officers are there to celebrate her 23rd birthday.

They are all happy and shouting when suddenly, they heard continuous loud knocks at the door.

All of the students, including the teachers were shookt at the incoming AG.

He looks really angry, irritable. It's not shocking when he slammed the door shut.

"HEY! What's your problem AG? Can't you see the birthday cake? We were so happy. A seconds ago, we were just singing 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU' for Teacher Anne. And then, you just came storm inside this room throwing tantrums?! Are you in kindergarten? With that huge body, it's eww." Hee is like throwing a bucket of ice to AG's face.

AG scanned the room. He saw his teachers' shookt faces. Then, he came back to his senses.

"What's the problem, AG?" Teacher Anne asked.

"Yah! What's the heck of problem?! You have no respect!" Teacher Nate shouted angrily.

AG hesitated. Does the teachers need to hear the news? Surely, many of the officers will be expelled. It's almost March, they're supposed to graduate and some of them are even Academic Scholars. They cannot afford to lose the scholarship.

"Cat got your tongue?! Are you crazy bro?" Dandan surely knows how to put fuel in the fire.

Suddenly, James pinched Dandan, sign to "SHUT UP".

AG wanted to punch Dandan badly but there are teachers. He quickly thought of other alibi.

AG: "It's... Ahmmm.. It's about Dandan, Mam, Sir! A student reported to me. I know that he sells almost everything: paper, ballpen, anti-thief bag, imitation cellphone, tour packages, vitamins, etc! There's no problem with that. He even offered installment payment. The problem is, 20% interest? Bro! You're too much! What makes you different to 5-6?! Do you have any conscience?"

Everyone's attentions are shifted to Dandan. Now, it's Dandan's turn to be grilled.

"Ahh.. Ehh.. What's wrong with that? It's my business! If they don't want it, then they should pay me in cash. That easy." Dandan replied defensively.

Jane: "It's easier if they should never buy your products at all! You scammer!"

Dandan: "Wow. You also got some attitude, gurl? You're just jealous! Jealous!"

Teacher Nate: "You know Dandan, the bank only adds a 12% loan interest or lower."

The conversation is now confusing and getting hot so some teachers chose to exit.