pickup lines, zonah

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TYPE: TEXTING

WARNINGS: CRINGY PICKUP LINES



Zaddy: hey sweetheart

Jobear: hi!

Zaddy: can you spell me for me?

Jobear: why?

Zaddy: you'll see, just do it

Jobear: m e

Zaddy: you forgot the d

Jobear: what? There's no d in me

Zaddy: not yet;)

Jobear:...

Jobear: wait...

Jobear: Zach! Oh my, I'm blushing-

Zaddy: glad to hear I have that effect on you baby;)

Jobear: oh shush >:(

Jobear: send me another?

Zaddy: haha why?

Jobear: because I like your horrible pickup lines, they make me smile

Zaddy: okay first ouch that hurt and second I'm glad they do, I love your sweet lil smile

Jobear: oh shushie and send them :0

Zaddy: demanding much?

Zaddy: if you look into a mirror you'll see my whole word

Jobear: that was so cheesy that its cute

Zaddy: :)
Zaddy: do you like to draw?

Jobear: mhm-

Zaddy: good, cause I like to put the d in raw;)

Jobear: I like it raw

Zaddy: my kinky lil boy

Jobear: all yours... Daddy

Zaddy: maybe I should come over so we can 'draw'

Jobear: mm I wouldn't mind:)










a/n

Can someone explain to me how to not write trash?
-jade <3


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