Me: ITS CORONA TIME BITCHES DO-DO-DO-DO(I'm trying to make it sound like "The Hustle")
Old Man: ._.
Me: what I can't help it I'm bored outta my mind
Old Man: Child I lived during the Great Depression, you have technology we just had a radio and a stick
Me: 😐
Me: i hate you
Old Man: I think I'll live
Me: ._.
Me: sooooo are your smart friends trying to find a cure or naw cause likeeeeee I have some shows that are postponed for a new season cause they can't film em and like😭
Old Man: Again I can not tell you all information
Me: ughhhhhhhhhhhh you suck pp
Old Man: CHILD IM WILL SMACK YOU
Me: ...with your metal arm? And shit your starting to sound like me I think I'm a great influence :)
Old Man:Maybe why
Me:...go right ahead then🤤
Old Man: Do you need mental help?
Me: No...well technically yes but I can only afford some help but that's it but like overall I'm just freaky
Old Man: Freaky?
Me: Oh boy oh boy I'm finna corrupt an old hot man
Old man: ?
Me: nothin lemme take a nap and shit cause shawty ate some fake ass "Mexican" food called Taco Bell and like is regretting not getting the real shit
Old Man: I did not want to know that but then again I've seen the hulks ass so yeah
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FanfictionWhat happens when the super soldier Bucky Barnes is introduced to the world of technology more specifically texting and accidentally texts the wrong number
