Old Man

Eight

Me: soooooo uhhhhh hi stranger
Old Man: Hey doll. So um welp I guess you didn't really know and then like Sam and then you put all the puzzle pieces together.
Me: yup
Me: soooooooooo
Old Man: sooooooooooo
Me: yeahhhhhhh this is awkward 😅😅😅
Old Man: It doesn't have to be doll I'm still the same person you talked to I just so happen to be Bucky Barnes
Me: I know your still the same damn person that's practically my texting bestie but like your Bucky Barnes the Winter Soldier and shit
Old Man: oh if your worried about the whole like you know what like Winter Soldier thing it's ok it's all out of me
Me: NO NO NO NO NO ITS NOT THAT ITS OK
Me: it's just like uhh well like uhhhh well how I was well talkin about Bu- I mean you and like it's kinda awkward 😅😅😅
Old Man: ohhhhhhh don't worry about it doll we can just act like it didn't happen oh and you don't have to tell me who you are don't worry
Me: great wait YALL HAVE TECHNOLOGY TO HACK INTO MY PHONE FIND OUT EVERYTHING AND HAVE ALL MY SMUT
Old Man:...doll you over think too much
Me: I have anxiety and other shit leave me alone
Me: but hey I have to go to work so I'll talk to you later