Old Man

Two

(A/N IM SORRY BUT IM NOT DOING THE SIDE THINGY CAUSE IT HURTS MY THUMBS TO PRESS THE SPACE BUTTON)

Unknown Number Changed to: "Old Man"

Me: Heyyyyyyy oof man

Old Man: Stop calling me old
Old Man: Also I thought strangers don't text?

Me: Well we do bitch, I need friends sooooo I mean hey

Old Man: Oh um sure I guess?
Old Man: So um what's your name?

Me: Tabritha but everyone calls me (y/n)

Me: idk how the fuck they got (y/n) from Tabritha but hey I guess it works but what's your name bro or is it just "old man"

Old Man: Well doll that's a pretty name and my name is Bucky my real name is James but my friends call me Bucky

Me: YOU USED THE WORD DOLL and oof kinda like Bucky Barnes

Old Man:?

Me: ONLY OLD PEOPLE USE THE WORD DOLL...tho if their young and shit that makes me weak in the knees man

Old Man: Like I said I'm not

Me: Sure I'll trust you 🤔🤔🤔

Old Man: So Doll tell me about yourself

Me: You sound like a fucking player or ladies man from the 1930's/40's 😂😂😂
Me: So ummmmmm welp um I'm a retired military brat, ummm I guess I like makeup, I'm ugly as hell, I don't really have any friends, you can say I love music, and ummm I somewhat like history I guess😂

Old Man: Whats a military brat? And what's a Retired Military brat?

Me: Well it's when a child's parent or guardian is in the military and they have to move around quite a bit. My dad used to be in the military so we kinda moved around and then he wasn't so I was on break and then my older brother joined and then he wasn't so my military brat days were over

Old Man: Oh my dad used to be in the military too but then like you stuff happened so I wasn't a military brat anymore

Me: Yea man shit happens but I guess everything happens for a reason
Me: Holy shit I used to hate people saying that to me but now I'm using it😂

Old Man: I mean I guess but sometimes I wonder why all the shit that happened to me happened

Me: Honestly same but you know you live and you learn and you adapt

Old Man: You sure you ain't the old one😂

Me: I'm an old soul in a young body man

Old Man: oh same!!!

Me: OLD SOUL BUDDIES

Old Man: YEAH!

Me: soooo ummmm what generation do you belong in?

Old Man: the 1930's and 40's

Me: Same but also the 60's I would move to those generations but ummmm no vaccines sooo ummm yeaaaa

Old Man: True the sicknesses were pretty nasty

Me: yeaaaaaaa

Old Man: Hey Tony I'm really sorry but Sam needs me so I'll text you later

Me: Ight ttyl

Old Man: ?

Me: It means "Talk To You Later"

*unknown number left on read at 2:28 pm*

Well damn I thought to myself I don't even have a contact name....Dear god please don't let him be a pedophile