What happens when the super soldier Bucky Barnes is introduced to the world of technology more specifically texting and accidentally texts the wrong number
DeDe: look I'm almost there just keep acting like your reading because without your mask you know Me: yeah no shit DeDe: I'm here Jake is here too he's teleporting or whatever your mask Me: Ight now stop talking in my mind and you know the cue to come in right Ight.
Fast Forward (Behind her was a hydra agent who helped create one of the mutants she takes care of and the mask gives her powers like super soldiers and they kinda killed him ._.im not good at writing so if one of y'all are good writers and wanna team up on this hmu)
Me: Wake yo mother fuckin fine ass up
Old Man:I know we talk and all but DO YOU EVER SLEEP
Me: No I survive off of caffeine
Old Man: Idk if your being serious or if your just messing with me
Me: Half serious half just fucking with you
Old Man: uhhh I don't think we're uhhh fonduing
Me: NO NO NOOOOOOO Fucking with you just means I'm messin with you Me: pfft you call fucking fonduing that's cool😂
Old Man: ohhh and yea 😅😅😅
Me: You was raised in in a mainly white area weren't you?
Old Man: Yeah you can say that
Me: Me so uhhhh yes and that explains it
Old Man: How so?
Me: Most people in those areas don't understand ghetto talk
Old Man: were you raised in the ghetto?
Me: Kinda when I went back and fourth to my home down south to my home in the ghetto in New York
Old Man: oh you have a home in New York
Me: Not anymore I used to vist a lot for work but now it's a rare thing it's expensive, and if I do I've gotta check the diner
Old Man: oh that's cool
Me: Yeah I hate adulting ._.
Old Man: Honestly Same
Me: Ayeeee and CHANGE OF QUICK SUBJECT WANNA HEAR A FUNNY STORY
Old Man: Sure doll
Me: ok one stop saying doll cause that shit make me drool Me: Ok so I'm in this group chat and someone sent this h o t picture of Bucky Barnes and my phone auto corrected abs to Abe's and my friend made a funny story and here's how it went: Thot:
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Me: I wanna slice cheese on those Abe's Thot:Awww😂😊 Thot: *chokes on cocka cola* Thot:🤣 Me: I stg I hate my auto correct ._. Me: But I meannnnn that's the truth for meXD Thot:*walks up to Abe lincoln* Thot:*pulls out cheese* Me:NOOO Thot:*slides cheese across abes face while remaining eye contact keeping a straight dace* Thot*whispers in abes ear* "Oh you touch my tra la la" Me: YOUR GONNA MAKE ME DIE XD Thot: My dads looking at me like I'm a FUCKED up kid cause I'm holding in my laughter* Me: PFFT Me: IM DYING Thot: *continues to glide cheese across Abe and then puts it in his shirts pocket* Thot: *whispers in abes ear* Me: Nooooooo Thot:*its free real estate* Me:PFFT Thot: Abe: "finall-" *pulls out cheddar cheese* Me:._.😂😂😂 Thot: Abe: What the ever loving fuck Thot:*Yeets cheese across Abe again in a harsh manner, this causing the cheese to slice* *whispers in abes ear again* "Ooh, my ding ding dong" Me: NOOO THOT: *abes wife walks in* "Abe have you seen my fanfic of capta- oh what, the star spangled fuck" *holds up another block of cheese* Me: I'm dead
Old Man: what the ever loving fucking fuck of fuckery Me: if you wanna see sum fucking fuck of fuckery you should see the Bucky smut we read 😂😂😂 Old Man: me and Sam are wondering what the fuck smut is Me: well y'all know what porn is? Old Man: Yea Me: it's the word version of porn very good words are very powerful;) Old Man: uh huh Me: y'all still confused ain't y'all? Old Man:yeahhh Me: ima send y'all a link in a bit Me:wait Sams there Me: as in the famous bird boi Sam Me: as in hid your beating yo meat lube Sam Me: as in your best friend Sam Me: as in Sam Sam Me: as in your best friend who's your co worker you be leavin me hangin for Old Man: yes and HEY I DONT LEAVE YOU FOR HIM Me: YES YOUR ASS DOES AND GIVE THE PHONE TO HIM Old Man: Sup this Sam Me: HEYYYYYYY BIG DADDY BUCK TALK TO YOU BOUT THE THREESOME YET WE SETTIN IT UP Old Man: Nope not yet but from the sound of it it finna be good Me: got that right bitch🤤🤤🤤 Old Man: wait so two guys and one chick Me: Duh Old Man: Why not two chicks and one dude Me: because with two dudes you got one in the front one it the back or both up front simple as that 🤷♀️ Old Man: You a freak freak aren't ya Me: Duhhhhh and I love it🖤 Old Man: Buck found himself a good girl Me: yeah I guess I'm the Friend way Me: OH SHIT TELL BUCK I SAID SORRY BUT THERES AN EMERGENCY I HAVE TO TEND TO NICE METIN YA
THE CHEESY ABE STORY CREDIT TO StabbyLittleBitch THATS EXACTLY HOW IT WENT
